Yo, this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down
And I'd like to tell a story that's really quite odd.
I'll tell you how I became the babysitter of a schoolgirl god.
I was sitting in school on an ordinary day.
Keeping the boredom of academia at bay.
A cute girl stood up, words digging in like spurs.
She said "I'm looking for aliens, time travelers, and espers."
I looked on behind, thinking "Girl, you serious?"
At that moment I was wondering if she was a little bit delirious
She had quite a few eccentricities
Changing hair, undressing with men in the vicinity
I got in one little talk, normality hit a blockade
I was dragged into forming the SOS brigade.
I told you this story was really quite odd
That's how I became the babysitter of a schoolgirl god.