Spongebob.

hey guys! i'm spongebob and you probably know me since like what? in the 90s? it's so freaking weird that i haven't even age after 30 years. oh my god.

for the adults out there that has been watching me and my pals since young, HI! congratulations. you have reached a phase of your life already. yay! hope you don't have too much trouble dealing with bills and fam problems from now!

jokes aside, my purpose appearing here in this sick website, is so that i can make you guys realise how important we are in this modern society. like can you even imagine if the spongebob series doesn't exist? because i can't :)

anyways if you are active in youtube, there are probably uncountable youtubers using that short clip of "six minutes later...", "an eternity later" etc. ever seen that kind of b.s? yeah? BECAUSE THOSE SHITS ARE OURS TO OWN. i don't even get why they even use that for, to ease the awkwardness in their goddamn video? let's be real people, if you wanna get rid of the tension, why don't you create your own version of that copyrighted shit there?

because i ain't going to stand by and watch these happening anymore. okay? so please do it right fellows.