Silent but Deadly or Loud and Proud-NaLu one-shot
short story written in speech and thought only.
Natsu: Is Lucy silent but deadly or loud and proud? Hmmmmmmmm. "Grey!"
Grey: "What!"
Natsu: "Is Lucy silent but deadly or Loud and proud?"
Grey: "Hmmmmm, I don't know? Has she ever farted?"
Natsu:"I don't know! That's why i'm asking you!"
Elfman: "Farting is MANLY! Lucy is not MAN!"
Gajeel: "Come to think of it, none of the girls have ever farted."
Natsu: "Erza farted once when we were young."
Grey: "she's loud and proud"
Romeo: "i didn't think girls farted"
Natsu: "Erza did so then they must do it to"
Grey: "Yeah but Erza is Erza"
Elfman: "Erza is MANLY"
Bixslow: " Freed can put up some runes so we can find out if they fart.
Freed: "I will not do that"
Laxus: "Good idea Bixslow."
Freed: " I will do it"
5 minutes later….
Romeo: "The girls are coming. Hurry up"
Freed: "it's done"
Lucy: "Hey guys! what have you been doing?"
Natsu: "we've been trying to figure out if you're loud and proud or just silent but deadly!"
Grey: "he means when fighting! when fighting and not farting!
Lucy: *ignoring Grey* Natsu don't use the word fart. It's rude, use windy-pops instead.
Natsu: " so what are you then?"
Lucy: " Girls don't windy-pop, only boys do."
Erza: " she's right, us girls do not pass wind."
Laxus: 'Natsu and Grey said that you farted once. Loud and Proud."
Erza: "Shut up Laxus! "
Gajeel: " someone has farted!"
Natsu: " who done it!"
Grey: "Who DID it!"
Natsu: " Wasn't Lucy"
Lucy: " AHHHHHH STOP SNIFFING MY BUTT!"
Natsu: " hey Lucy, iv'e never noticed this before but you have a nice butt!
Lucy: "Pervert!" *Lucy kick*
Just something new i wanted to try. Iv'e never written in this type of style before.
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Love,
Bea