"… Roxas?"

"Yeah?"

"… Are those girl's pyjamas?"

"… Maybe."

"Why do you have girl pyjamas?"

"… Because I stole them from Naminé."

"Oh… Do you have a reason?"

"Because they're soft. And funny."

"They say 'Stick 'Em Up' in green on the butt."

"It's innuendo, fool."

"How is it- wait. Ooooohhh… I get it."

"Don't look at me like that!"

"Like what?"

"Like you're a horny eighteen year old and I'm hardcore porn!"

"But I am and you are!"

"Oh god."

"Hey, if you don't want this, I'm cool with it…"

"Shut up and obey the pyjamas."

"Too late."