Chapter 1: "You're Our New Boy Toy"

Author: Alright, I so badly wanted to do a Ouran fanfic with my own personal oc. I've written ones straight up funny with all the hosts, now its my turn to write something based off me. Yay! Please enjoy and feel free to rate or comment.

Hello? Is every one listening out there? Oh good. I bet your wondering who I am. I'm a new student to the school. My name is Rukia Hanichi, but my family and others call me Ruki. I grew up on the streets when I was younger. I was alone and had no family by me. That all changed. A nice family adopted me and wealthy too. They would raise me and give me everything I wanted, but with a catch. They tried having a son together, but couldn't even make a baby and they needed a male to run the family business. They gave me a choice. I could end up back on the streets or in a adoption agency or live with them forever, but I would have to dress and act like a male for most of life till the family business was either given to some one new or till it fell apart. I decided to stay with the family. It was depressing because I would have to live a lie. My hair was eventually cute and they got me boy's clothes. I couldn't play with dolls like the other girls my age, only action figures and things like that. I lived with it and my parents are proud of me. I didn't mind.

Today I attend high. My family was living in America for a while for business and now we finally moved back to Japan. It would be hard to adjust to everything. The cultures are different and I remember people walking around in uniforms. I hate uniforms, but I would have to deal with it at my new school. They promised me a high education and fun events planed by certain club that apparently all the ladies in the school visit every day just to see them. I puked. Who would be that stupid to see some men just stand there looking all pretty? If you ask me, that's not the type of person I am. Still, I might just happen to walk by and check for myself.

Ouran Academy, hmm, a fancy name if you ask me. I was here only for my studies and nothing else. I walked the halls and located my classes. I felt odd here. I felt like I stuck out, then again I was wearing normal clothes. We didn't have time to get the school uniform, so I managed to wear a plain simple white t-shirt with a small surfer logo and cargo shorts with sandals. People looked at me weird, but I liked it. I like everything in some ways, even the small and most ugly things can be beautiful in its own way.

It was break time and all I wanted to do was relax and hit a book. I walked up and down the halls and there was no place to just sit and relax and be alone. The library which would normally be quite was jammed with noisy people. The study hall was the same and any other room was the same. I just about gave up when this one room beckoned to me. The Third Music Room and it was the perfect place to relax. No one in there to be noisy and who would ever hang out in a music room.

I slowly turned the door nod when a fresh aroma blew into my face. When I thought the room was a banded, out came seven handsome looking men.

"Welcome," The announced in sync with warm reguarded smiles.

"Uhh… I think I might have the wrong room. I'll be…."

"Hold on a second!" I turned around and a tall blonde headed boy pointed at me.

"Huh?"

"You must be the new student we heard about from America!" He announced proudly.

"You're mistaken. I'm actually from here, I just moved years ago to America because of my parents business,"

"That's right. Your family deals with domestic goods. Your father is the corporate manager of the company, I'm I right Mister Hanichi?" I looked over and a boy with black hair in the same style hair cut as mine spoke and then fixed his glasses.

"Yeah you're right…." I started to turn toward the door and the tall blonde boy stood in my path.

"Now where are you off and going? We have so much in common! I'm from France and I'm also part Japanese!"

"Umm… you're mistaken. I'm from here and only moved a while back,"

"Is this guy an idiot or what?"

"Senpai, leave him alone. He is obviously scared of you," I looked over and a boy my height was speaking to the blonde. He must have control over him. It's strange, he had a feminine appearance.

"Fine then. There is one question I ask you," His head was down, as if he was thinking clearly and he gave a small grin.

"What's that?" I replied nervously.

"What type of men are you into?"

"WHAT!?"

"Well, you must be openly gay for walking in here,"

"Openly…gay?"

"Are you into the cool type like Kyouya over there," He said pointing to the boy with the classes.

"Uhh…"

"Or how about the boy lolita, the twincest, the strong and wild type, the natural or…" He paused and went up close to me and put a little finger on my face and ran it downward.

"Some one like me,"

"I need to get out of here!" I ran up to the door and suddenly a banana peel was in my path. I slipped and slide across the room till I hit a table full of expensive china wear.

"Oh no… please don't fall, please don't fall!"

Just my luck, all the china wear fell onto the floor and shattered into pieces.

"Dang it, you had to break our new tea set," I looked over and two orange haired boys replied in perfect synch.

"It's a shame, we were going to give that set to our guests as a door prize, but I'm afraid we can't now," The blonde boy said looking down.

"Look, I'll pay it back, some how,"

"If you can't pay a school uniform right now, then what makes you think you can afford to pay a grand total of one million yen off?"

"ONE MILLION YEN!!!! THAT'S MY FAMILIES ENTIRE FORTUNE! WE CAN'T PAY THAT! WE BARELY STRIVE AT IT IS!"

"Hey clam down, it's that bad. I had to pay off seven more the amount. You have it easy,"

I looked up into his eyes and still cried. My father would kick me back on the streets for sure this time.

"Well then, there is one way you can pay it off,"

I looked up at the blonde boy again and he had a grin on his face. I didn't like where this is going.

"What's that?" I asked scared.

"Hmm….you can be our new errand boy or what I like to call…. Our new dog!"

"A dog?"

"Yes, a dog! The other option would be to be a new host but I don't think…."

"Sold!"

"What?" He said puzzled.

"I'll be your new host. Teach me everything you know…. Sen…sen…pai," I chocked on the last words, but I didn't want to say it, yet it is the only way from saving my family from debt.

"You're willing to give up that easily? Fine then! From now on, you're our new host! You will forever call me Tamaki! Nothing else, you understand me!"

"Yes sir…. I mean Tamaki senpai,"

"Good. Now then, Hikaru, Kaoru!" He snapped his fingers and the two twins ran over perfectly together.

"Yes boss!"

"Get this gentle man a school uniform!"

"Right boss!" They ran out fast and went to locate a new uniform for me.

"Kyouya!"

"Hmm…"

"This man needs a new hair style more fitting for him. Obviously this cut won't do,"

"Right. The same person who did Haruhi's or some one new?"

"The same person will do,"

"Alright then," Kyouya began dialing the number for the salon.

"Haruhi!"

"Yes senpai," He sounded unpleased and walked over slowly.

"Go fetch our manager please. We need to figure out his type,"

"Right…." He took off and went to see the manager.

"What can I do Tama-chan?" the little boy asked him.

"Hunny senpai, eat some cake,"

He walked over upset and started to eat cake with a stuff animal.

"How old is that kid? He looks like he is maybe eight or nine,"

Suddenly the two twins rushed back in the room with the male uniform and dragged me in the changing room.

"Change now!" The said and started to tackle me.

"Hey! Get off! I need to change alone! Do you mind!?"

They left and I sat there. I heard the different voices outside yelling at chatting. Dear lord what did I get into. What is this club any way? What exactly do they do? Wait, could this be the club that handles to pleasing young maidens? Oh no, I told myself not to get involved with these guys and now look where I'm at. Ok, just deal with this. After all, you're doing this to get rid of a debt. I don't want to be forced back on the streets.

I slowly changed and made sure the uniform fit well. I was shocked, even with my female body, I still looked more male. Not like you couldn't tell I was a female. I had pretty much a flat chest. Once I was down, I heard the group call me out. I opened the curtain and stood looking at all of them. I saw blank expressions, almost shocked.

"You look so cute!" Tamaki said delighted.

"Uh… I guess so. I mean, I'm a guy. Were not supposed to look cute,"

"Depends on the type," I heard a feminine voice walk over to me and give me glare. She walked around and stared at me for a long time.

"Umm, excuse me, what are you doing?"

"I'm figuring out your character. You clearly seem to have the cute female factor going on, thus would make for a cute character, but that spot is taken by Hunny senpai. Your personality seems to fit a natural type, but that too is taken. You seem like….. a tomboy! That's it! A tomboy!"

"A tomboy?"

"Yes, a tomboy is a guy who clearly has that rough and sensitive side, but still acts tough by doing spots. He seems laid back and calm and cool, but can also be sweet and have a feminine appearance thus making you the tomboy!"

"And who are you to say that?"

"My name is Renge and I'm your manager!"

"My manager!!!!"

"Yep. I help the club and decide on things and can tell a person what type they are by looking at them. You have something that the ladies well surely like and thus, your prefect for this club!"

"So Renge, what hair style do you suggest for this boy," Tamaki asked.

"I suggest the Haruhi hair style, but more…. Flat. Es, flat with bangs so it covers parts of his eyes and I'll go with a light brown, copper sort of. It'll fit him well,"

"One problem, his hair style is like mine," Kyouya said fixing his glasses again.

"Then use hair extensions till it grows out. No one will notice,"

"Fine, thank you Renge!" Tamaki said pleased.

I sat there as the messed around with my hair. I only prayed this would end soon. When they were done, I looked up in the mirror and crazy as it seems, I was almost in love with myself. I looked that good.

"Well Ruki, what do you think?" Tamaki asked.

"I like it I guess. I have a question senpai,"

"What is it?"

"When well my training begin?"

"Right about now," He said and smiled happily.

I smiled and thought, maybe this isn't bad after all. Maybe I'll enjoy my company here at the host club. Besides, I think Tamaki senpai is kind of cute.

To Be Continued…..