God Took Them
A young Grecian boy named Heracles, had a cat who had just given birth to loads of happy, healthy kittens. Heracles was so happy, but the next day, the kittens were gone.
When Heracles asked his mother, Natalia, about the kittens where a bouts, she just told them, 'God took them'
One day, Heracles' cat had another load of happy little kittens, he then was told to run an errand for his mother, he wanted to play with the little kittens some more before leaving, so he ran the errand quickly before running back to his house. On his way back he spotted his Russian father, Ivan, holding a bag with the kittens inside.
Heracles was curious and followed his father silently. He watched as his father placed the bag down and grabbed a bucket, filling it up to the top with water.
Once the bucket was full, Ivan grabbed the bag of kittens, and stuffed them into the bucket, holding them in there, until they drowned.
When Heracles asked his mother once more on the kittens where-a-bouts, she simply told him, "God took them"
Outraged, Heracles hadn't spoken to his parents since. Then one, tragic day, the phone rang, so Heracles's mother told him to watch his baby brother, Sadiq, who was in the bath while she went to answer the phone. Once the phone call ended, she came back and froze at the door frame of the bathroom. After realizing what had happened, Natalia let out a terrified scream.
Sadiq was dead.
When Natalia asked Heracles what had happened to him, Heracles just turned to her and smiled, before simply replying,
"God Took Him"
A/N: I just felt like it... And Greece fit the part, admit it. If you had to live with friggen Russia, and Belarus, you'd probably go insane too.
I think he went a little over board killing Sadiq, but then again he would if he caught someone killing cute kittens.
Well! Enjoy! Also, I got the story from an urban legend thing on YouTube.