Loose and Wild
A/N: I travel to Earth with my friend Yillb. I sing my randition of a new Sheryl Crow song.
"Yillb!" Pez shouted, a blaster in her hand.
"WHAT?!" asked her firend, sounding disleveled. He too, had a blaster and was aimming at her.
Pez sighed and grabbed him by the shirt collar, pulling him into a Voot Runner.
"Whoa!" Yillb muttered as Pez threw him into a seat.
"Are you holding me prisonor?" demanded the commander of the Irken Elite army.
Pez grinned, her green-gray eyes had a light of youthful ambition.
"I'll be swiping a few spundulicks off the Tallest if I do." she smiled at the look on her friend's face.
"So, this is a hostage situation?" Yillb asked.
" 'Hostage'?!" Pez repeated. "Nawh, I thought I'd go check on my little brother on Earth." Pez said.
Yillb looked terrorfied.
"Wait, Your brother's-"
Pez suddenly launched the Voot Runner into space. The ship was set at light speed.
"WHEEHA!" Pez shouted.
****
On the Massive, Red looked at a radar screen.
"Oh, great!" he hissed to Purple. "She's loose!"
Purple was eating a muffin.
"Huh? 'Ooh's 'osse?" he asked through a mouthful of his snack.
"Invader Pez! She's got the-" Rd's face fell lower. "Invader Pez-" he said softly, "has the Commander of the Irken Elite as a hostage..." he murmered.
Purple choked on his muffin.
"WHAT??!!" he shouted. "Commander Yillb?!"
Red nodded.
"The unfortuante same."
****
Pez had the radio on full blast. Music was playing as she transmitted a "musical report" to the Tallest.
"Howdy, boys!" Pez said the Red and Purple.
"You will be caught and inprisoned!" Yillb said to Pez.
"Oh, shut up!" Pez said sarcastically. She began singing.
"* Well I went to bed on Irk and I woke up on Earth
I got a spundulick in my pocket and I'd call you on home terf
But I know why I gotta fly
I wanna rock and roll this party I still wanna have some fun
I wanna leave you feeling annoied show you how the Earth was won
But I gotta fly I gotta fly
Like Steve McQueen
all I need's a fast machine
I'm gonna make it all right
Like Steve McQueen
Underneath your radar screen
You'll never catch me tonite
I ain't taken $^!# off one one
Baby that was yesterday
I'm an all Irken rebel
Making my big getaway...*" Pez stopped and grinned as Yillb stared at her. Only to shut off the transmission screen as they hit Earth.
A/N: I travel to Earth with my friend Yillb. I sing my randition of a new Sheryl Crow song.
"Yillb!" Pez shouted, a blaster in her hand.
"WHAT?!" asked her firend, sounding disleveled. He too, had a blaster and was aimming at her.
Pez sighed and grabbed him by the shirt collar, pulling him into a Voot Runner.
"Whoa!" Yillb muttered as Pez threw him into a seat.
"Are you holding me prisonor?" demanded the commander of the Irken Elite army.
Pez grinned, her green-gray eyes had a light of youthful ambition.
"I'll be swiping a few spundulicks off the Tallest if I do." she smiled at the look on her friend's face.
"So, this is a hostage situation?" Yillb asked.
" 'Hostage'?!" Pez repeated. "Nawh, I thought I'd go check on my little brother on Earth." Pez said.
Yillb looked terrorfied.
"Wait, Your brother's-"
Pez suddenly launched the Voot Runner into space. The ship was set at light speed.
"WHEEHA!" Pez shouted.
****
On the Massive, Red looked at a radar screen.
"Oh, great!" he hissed to Purple. "She's loose!"
Purple was eating a muffin.
"Huh? 'Ooh's 'osse?" he asked through a mouthful of his snack.
"Invader Pez! She's got the-" Rd's face fell lower. "Invader Pez-" he said softly, "has the Commander of the Irken Elite as a hostage..." he murmered.
Purple choked on his muffin.
"WHAT??!!" he shouted. "Commander Yillb?!"
Red nodded.
"The unfortuante same."
****
Pez had the radio on full blast. Music was playing as she transmitted a "musical report" to the Tallest.
"Howdy, boys!" Pez said the Red and Purple.
"You will be caught and inprisoned!" Yillb said to Pez.
"Oh, shut up!" Pez said sarcastically. She began singing.
"* Well I went to bed on Irk and I woke up on Earth
I got a spundulick in my pocket and I'd call you on home terf
But I know why I gotta fly
I wanna rock and roll this party I still wanna have some fun
I wanna leave you feeling annoied show you how the Earth was won
But I gotta fly I gotta fly
Like Steve McQueen
all I need's a fast machine
I'm gonna make it all right
Like Steve McQueen
Underneath your radar screen
You'll never catch me tonite
I ain't taken $^!# off one one
Baby that was yesterday
I'm an all Irken rebel
Making my big getaway...*" Pez stopped and grinned as Yillb stared at her. Only to shut off the transmission screen as they hit Earth.