AN:/ This is only liek my 18th story here on , so plz be nice okay I don't flame all of ur fucking stories, ok? So don't flame mine. Thx so much to my friend Charizard cause she like helped me make this story and like beta'd and everything XOXO love ya! 3
OK, so konnichiwawa everybuddy! My name iz Bazil Mortmuertetod an student here aty Hogwarts! I am OF Course a FUCKIBND slytherin cause why wouldnt i be? What like you think I would be one of those prep geryffindprs? Or a fuckin LOOOSER hufflypuff? UM EZCUSE ME, NO?1 Amnd don't even get me started on those nerd RAVENLAWz ok because liek everyone knows that they suck, OK? cAUSE I had a FRIEND IN ravenflawe , or should I say I us3d to , because one time she stole my eyeliner and I KILLED HER. WITH MY WAND. AND MY EYELINER THAT SHE STOLE. She was so fukled up that they had to close her coffin at her funeral but thwe joke wz on them becuz i ddnt even go to her funeral and they all were trying to make me feel bnad but haha no loders i have a life god just let it go already geez.
OK SO ANYWAY …. I got out of bed and started to get ready foe just another BORING dy at this fuckibng prerp loser scholo called HOGWARTS. I put on my favourite (AN:/ see i spelt it the BRITISH way cause we're in fucking pbritiin OK? See i put a lot of research in this) dress which was long and black and was made msotl y of lace so that u could see ALOT of my skin but not liek my bboz or anythign cause I'm not a FUKCING WHORE like Hermionne or Cho ChANG because I'm a slytherin and we're no slutty we're fUCKING sexly,OK? Next I put on my kawaiiest pair of short ankle boot s that only reached my ankles. They weer black leather w/ silver buckles and they had like
Six chaines hanging off of the buckles that were so long they would scrape the groufn and they would make this loud clinking noise wheneevr i walk so that those fucking preps from the pther housex would know to get out of my FUKINFG WAY. My hair is long and straight and blond (AN:/ like natural awesome blond not slutty preppy died blonde ewww) so i tied it into a bronytail that went all the way down my back and almost touched my butt (AN:/ but like in in that way ewwwwwwwwwwwww). I put on a huge wide brimmed hat that casted a shadow all across my face so thot noone could see wat I was thinking or doing at all so it made me seem very mysterious to all of the preps. Even the teachers were nervouz around me sometimess. ALSO the hat kept the sunlight off my nskin so that I would stay pale becauze i'm already pale but i like to keep my skin pale so tht maybe one day it will become …. Even paler. So now i was ready to go outside, well not outside because fresh air is for looosers, but otaku of my room.
I waved to my bestest friendO in the world CHAIRY. I couldnt see if she waved back becquse she is an inja and ervyone knows that ninjas are indivisible with liberty and justice for I could hear the air rushing by super fast and it was like a SONIC BOoM so i know that she must have karate shopped the air and that is basically "ninja" for hello. I walked out of the door to my doomitory (AN:/ that's what the Brititsh people call their bedrooms they're so weird right? X3) which is actuallee a revolving door because I am a vip person at HOGwarts. Oh I meant to tell you that is because my dumbass asshole stepbrother is actually VOLDEMART! And he is datting Dumbledore who is headmeister so that means …. Theyre BORTH headmeisters! So I get to hav whateevr the FUCK i want in my dorm because i have special permission from the HEADMEISTER to avarda kedarvra anyone who tells me no.
Just as I got outside of my room I heard a knockin g on the other side of the door. I knowed it must have been my bf LUSCIOUS MALFOY. He's so smexy and tall he's like 5'4; okay he is like so tall and he is a tattoo artist and he gave me the tattoot of the dark mark i have on my arm but i also have to keep it all covered up with maekup because fuCKING dumbledumb (AN:/ hehe see what i did there?1) and my kissass suckfuck stepbrother VOLDEmort have this stupid rule that noone in hogwarts is allowed to have a tat becuz we're all "minorities" (AN:/ that means that we're all to young which is bullshit because i am actushuly WAY SUPER OLD ENOUGH).
ok SO i heard the knock at my dpoor and I knew it had to be Lucious because everyone else in the school knows that if they touched my stuff including my door i would cut their FUCKING hands then I realized that the knock was coming from INSIDE my room because I was OUTSIDE of my room which could only mean one thing ….. LUSCIOUS WAS TRAPPED INSIDE! DX