"Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected I mean-" Doctor Doofenshmirtz reached for the comically large lever next to him. "COMPLETELY EXPECTED!" He pulled the lever down and a cage dropped on top on his platypus spy nemesis. Doof walked over smiling evilly. "Now I bet you're wondering what I'm doing with this insanely large machine standing ominously next to me." He patted the machine and out popped a cup of coffee. "Well, that's just my coffee machine. But NEXT to it is..." He pulled away the sheet that was on it and there sat...an even smaller machine. "MY SUITINATOR!"
Perry rolled his eyes at the sight of the tiny machine, figuring it'd do no harm whatsoever.
"Don't roll your eyes at me, you son of a bitch! This thing will take over the TRI-STATE AREA! Once I...step in..." Doofenshmirtz tried to step inside the machine, but when he got in he was seriously hunched over and nearly balled up "and...wow, should've made this thing bigger. Note to self, don't let Norm touch the blueprints."
Over at the other side of the room, Norm the giant robot clearly heard him. He slammed his coffee to the ground and headed towards the door, sobbing...oil. "I have feelings you heartless bastard!" He plowed right through the door, nearly taking out the wall.
"Oh whatever." Doof clicked a button from inside the machine and the door closed. "Now, Perry the Platypus, prepare for newer, stronger, SEXIER ME, BABY!" The machine started to rumble and eventually exploded into a million pieces. Doofenshmirtz stood there, charred. "Well...that piece of shit didn't work..."
Iron Man flew in from the roof, holding a wrench. "I am Iron Man, and of course it didn't. I took out..." He held out a cog with his other hand. "Whatever the hell this thing did. Only I can have a super suit as super as mine. That and-" He blasted Doofenshmirtz out of the window.
"CURSE YOU IRON MAN!" Doof shouted as he flew high into the sky.
"No one will ever be as sexy as me." He flew away, making a new hole in the roof, leaving Perry trapped in the cage.
Perry the Platypus looked around and sighed as he found no way out. "Fuck."