I don't own Sonic or the ever epic game that is featured today.
"So Tails, what are you doing to your virtual reality thing?" Sonic asked. "Configuring it to replace the player character with the one who is using it, rather than just throwing you in. And I can use it to play one of the most epic games ever made."
"What is it? What is it?" My friends yelled, wanting to know. I remained quiet for a few seconds to increase the suspense, then opened the internet and clicked a link.
"ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 2!"
"Wait...What game is that?" Cream asked, confused. "The sequel to Achievement Unlocked, a game where there is no goal other than to unlock achievements. It's SUPER fun." Sonic explained. "Now, by the way this works, we have to go one at a time. I'll go first!" I activated the virtual reality device and I flashed into the game, replacing the blue elephant.
The game started up and the first achievement was gained: 'Hello Again: Use the internet'. "Okay, now you can use the controls to move me around." I said through the screen. Sonic stepped up to the keyboard and pressed start, and he got the achievement for that. He pressed the spacebar and I was forced to poop out a pastry. "EEEW!" Amy laughed. "Now eat your butt pastry!" I walked to the pastry, got the achievement for walking left, and eating a pastry: 'Yum!: Eat a pastry'. I jumped to a coin, got the achievement, and went into the home and got the achievement: 'Home Sweet Home: Find your home'. I drank all the water, ran on the hamster wheel, and got the achievements for those things. Then Sonic ran me into a bunch of spikes and I had to regenerate. "That hurt! I thought you were my FRIEND?" I yelled, but Sonic just snickered. He went into the store and purchased the second floor. Sonic made me poop out a bunch more pastries, until he reached the maximum and got the achievement, then made me eat them. "This is torture!" Sonic opened both the secret levels, and I sobbed. Then Sonic purchased all the floors, ignoring my comments like: "I'm too young to gamble!" "If you put me in a infinite loop, I swear..." "Okay, you've got the Welcome to Reality achievement. You want to stop now?" He led me up to the very end, and I passed out, and instead of the normal ending words were, "Will you cut it out and quit making me poop pastries? Now the video game police are after me for gambling!"
That was so true.
That didn't end well for our favorite fox, did it?