Author's note: Okay here's the deal, this is my first published fanfic. Please be nice. But reviews of all sorts are cool, anything is helpful for me to improve my writings. Thank you, and please continue at your risk.

*Beep, Beep, Beep*….*slam, CRASH*….*Beep….Beep….Beep*…. "GODDAMMIT! I'm getting up you piece of shit alarm clock!", I yell getting out of my bed and turning off my alarm clock. As I silence it's annoying sounds, I look at the cracked screen, "!", the alarm clock shows me a troll face, as I see, 3:12 A.M. "YOU SONNOVA B-"

*Beep, Beep, Beep* "Ahhh!", I jump up, hitting my head on the ceiling. "Ugh, waking up twice. Today is going to be JUUUUUST great.", I crawl out of my room, yes you read right, crawled out of my room…Oh, guess I haven't introduced myself. Probably should, huh. Anyways, Hi, I'm Kitty-Roo. I'm 17 years old and I am short. I am a whopping 5 foot, 3 inches…tall. Now that that is out of the way, back to my 'room'. Which in reality is sort of like Harry Potter's, yet colder and probably smells worse. I live with a man who claims to be my uncle, and for all of you 'Series of Unfortunate Events' fans, No, he is not Count Olaf, His name is Jerald Hinners, yes his last name is Hinners. I have lived with this …jerkface, for 9 years, and It sucks, in this humble abode(if you can't see the sarcasm… get yourself checked…like now) lives me, my uncle, his wife, Bernela Hinners, their two wonderfully…mean children, Luke and Ariel Hinners, Luke is the Senior Football Star, and Ariel is the Captain of the friggin' Cheerleading squad! I live in the basement of this wonderful house under the stairs, where the dog used to sleep. FOR NINE YEARS!... *Ahem* sorry about that.

But today is going to be an alright day. Reason? Ms. Megan Boreal, the head if the schools science department is back from her teachers grouping in the Twin Cities, (Yes I live in Minnesota. So What?!) and I'm her teachers aid for most of the day, and she is SUPER cool. I'll tell you more about her later. Time to get ready for school.

In my little 'room' I have a small book shelf, for my school books, string to hold my hangers that hold my clothes, and a secret little trap door that I'll tell you about later. I grabbed my cargo pants and my grey pullover sweatshirt, and I opened the cage/window like door, and went to the garage to use the outside shower, may I take the time to now tell you it is January 4th in MINNESOTA! Cold as heck winter. All you people in the south,…Never mind, I'll have my School closing rant later. So I went to my outdoor shower, which is at least in the garage, and took my shower, I dried my hair quickly, and got dressed just as fast. I went inside to get breakfast and coffee ready. By the way it's 6:24 right now. As the rest of the house gets ready for their days I pass them their breakfast, and clean up the mess, and then AFTER everyone else is gone. It is 7:45, and I get my backpack, my scarf, my hat, and walk the 16 blocks to school, cause the "family" doesn't want me in their car unless absolutely necessary.

After my nice long walk to school, I get to my first period class, and nearly shit bricks, I knew we were getting a sub...But nobody told my we were getting a cosplayer!

Sitting in the teachers chair with his feet on the desk was, seriously, the best damn Devil May Cry Cosplay I had ever scene. In the front was a white haired male wearing a red T-shirt that said,"May God Fuck With You" in Japanese Kanji, and black cargo pants. Was A DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY COSPLAYER! And not that Bullcrap piece of shit reboot, but the real deal. And I right there in the classroom, passed out.