This isn't based on the song, I swear. This story is a request from Minimossfightshimer. Sorry it took so long, busy with some stuff. ^^lll

Ed carried a large box of parts he found from the junkyard and Alex riding in it. "YA ED! RUN LIKE THE WIND!" She cried out, snapping a broken cable in the air like a whip. Ed whinnyed and bolted. He went so fast that he even went through the wire fence and straight into the lanes through the fence. By now both of them were covered in cuts and splinters, but didn't really care at the moment.

"You got the stuff?" Eddy asked, not even bothering to worry about their condition. Ed passed out and Alex nodded, holding the box. "Then get it to Double D!" Alex trudged to him in the backyard with Ed holding onto her ankle.

"Oh, you have it- Oh my GOD! What happened to you guys?" Alyssa asked, putting down the box.

"We uh... smashed into the fence. You okay now Ed?" Ed had his mouth on the sprinkler and now his head was inflating faster than a balloon. Water poured out his ears as he drank.

"That's gotta be unhealthy for his brain." Alyssa said.

"What brain? Now quit stalling and get to work!" Eddy said.

"Look who's talking. you haven't even lifted a finger since you suggessted this." Eddy had Ed bring him some lemonade. He glared at the arrogant girl.

"I did! Look how much effort I'm going through supervising all you slackers!" He fought back.

"HAH! Supervising my ass! Lazy bum!" Eddy was ready to strangle her when Double D called for her. "Coming!~" She skipped away, feeling Eddy's heavy glare on her back. The other girls were with him as well.

"We need to borrow Victor for our new zoo. Do you think you girls could ask Rolf to lend him?" He asked, nailing some wood together to make a fence.

"Sure thing, but why do you need all of us?" Alyssa asked.

"Well... Rolf isn't very happy with us at the moment." Double D said. Eddy shuddered at that memory. He had multiple bruises on him because of that encounter.

"Rolf mad at us for eating!" Ed said angrily. He picked up some sausages on the floor and ate them as Alex plucked splinters from his neck and arms. "EAGH!" He screamed as Alex pulled out a large splinter from his skull. Alice sighed and rubbed her temples.

"I don't really blame him for being upset. But we'll ask if we can borrow Victor. C'mon girls." Alice pulled Alex away by her shirt and Alyssa followed close behind.

"Do you think Rolf will really lend Victor to us?" Double D asked.

"Lend or steal, as long as we get the goat I don't care!" Eddy yelled, then sipping his lemonade. "Get to work lazy!" Eddy cracked a rope above Ed's head and he saluted.

Rolf's backyard

The girls watched Rolf work on his crops and tend to the animals silently from over the fence. "So... when is he gonna go somewhere else?" Alex whined.

"Just shut up. Do you guys see where Victor is?" Alyssa asked, scratching her head.

"Hey, I see him!" Alice said.

"Where?"

"Yeah, where?"

"Over there." Alice pointed to near the shed. Victor's butt was sticking out from behind it.

"Okay then! Let's get that goat!" Alex began to climb over the fence when Rolf went inside.

"Wait! What are you doing?" Hissed Alyssa.

"Getting the goat before Rolf comes back out. Now come on!" Alice and alyssa sighed and followed her to behind the shed. They each grabbed Victor but before they could escape with him a large hairy woman stomped out of the shed, a shaggy brush in her meaty hands.

"Holy fricking shit..." Alice whispered to herself. The woman was ENORMOUS! Her hair was the same as Rolf's color, except it was curly. She had on a flowery dress and her arms were hairy. They could also see a bunch of hairs on her back coming up from the collar of her dress and she also had a mustache.

"You! How dare you trespass upon the land of shepards! And you try to steal nana's goat! Nana curse you with animals!" For some reason, the three girls couldn't think straight. The world began to swirl in multiple colors and their brains went haywire.

"I don't... feel so good..." Alyssa mumbled.

"I think I'm gonna puke..." Alex said, turning a faint green.

"We gotta... tell... the guys..." Alice mumbled. Then they all passed out. Rolf's nana took their unconcious bodies and threw them into the smelly shed.

"Learn your lesson!" Shouted Nana before she slammed the door shut.

Hours later: With the Eds

"Eddy, it's been over three hours! Don't you think the girls would have returned by now?" Asked the very worried Double D. He was already finished with all the makeshift exhibits and all they needed was something to power them all. They even had a large wheel to power them all with cords hooking up to each robot animal. Eddy groaned and got up from his chair.

"Fine! Since they're taking so damn long!" Grumbled Eddy. He snapped his fingers and Ed picked up his chair and carried him. Double D sighed and followed them all the way to Rolf's yard. It was empty of course and had no evidence of the girls being there. Rolf came out of the house with his brush.

"Rolf? Have you seen-"

"Ed boys! What brings you to Rolfs?" Rolf asked, brushing Victor's coat. Eddy looked at the goat with narrowed eyes. So they weren't able to grab the goat! Lazy girls! Eddy hissed in his mind.

"I was going to ask if you've seen our-" Double D started.

"Ed boys annoying girlfriends? No. Rolf has not seen any of them. GERTRUDE!" Ed was hugging a chicken like crazy and the chicken was struggling. There was something banging around in the shed. Eddy went to there and opened the door curiously.

"Meeew..."

"Grrr."

"Squeeeak!" Three little things zipped out of the shed and then crashed into Ed. Ed dropped the chicken and picked up a yellow puppy, a black kitten, and a brown hamster.

"Ooooh! Can I keep them? This one will be Ragnarok." Ed pointed to the puppy. "This will be Drakon." He showed the cat. "And this will be..." The hamster jumped out of his smelly arms and into Double D's hands. Fearful of what Ed could decide for a rodent. The hamster shivered from the cold and in fear. Double D was hesitant because he knew that the hamster could have some weird illness or could be filthy. But there was not a speck of dirt on it.

"Uh... guys?" Eddy said, peeking into the shed. There were three piles of clothing. Eddy went inside and picked through one pile and he pulled out... a pair of lacy pink panties. "OH MY GOD!" He dropped the panties and screamed in horror. Double D and Ed were struck speechless. They all looked at the now seemingly shy animals with a new perspective.

"What were you doing with undies? Naughty kitty!" Ed nuzzled the cat's nose and the puppy growled. The cat sneezed. Double D went inside with the hamster on his shoulder.

"Ed... I don't think they were playing with these clothes. Why, these almost look exactly like-" Double D picked up a VERY familiar 'Death Note' t-shirt from the pile and a bra fell out from inside it. His jaw dropped and his pupils shrunk. The hamster darted down Double D's shoulder and down his arm and jumped onto a black article of clothing. "You don't think that... wait... this is ridiculous! There is no way that these ANIMALS..." Eddy picked up the pile the hamster was sitting on to find a black sweatshirt. "There is a perfectly logical explanation for this. The girls..." Double D swallowed and heat began to radiate from his face. "ahem... are running around without... decency." They could all practically feel his blush by now. Eddy was having his fantasies with blood dripping from his nose and Ed had no idea what was going on. The puppy growled at Double D and the cat hissed. The hamster was giving him a glare.

"There is only one way we can see if these are really them." Eddy said, picking up the puppy. Double D raised a brow and even the cat and hamster seemed interested to what he was going to say. the puppy began to shake for some strange reason. He suddenly pushed the puppy against Double D's face, making their noses touch. The hamster instantly got angry and jumped from where it was and scratched at Eddy. Ed puffed out his cheeks. Eddy shreiked and dropped the puppy.

"No fair..." He grumbled.

The hamster's screams of fury were similar to a jealous girls. "EEAAGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF MY PERFECT FACE!" The cat huffed and rolled its blue eyes, obviously disagreeing to that. She had the same sassy attitude as Alice. Ed picked up the little yellow dog and brought it out into the sun.

"...Alex?" Ed asked. The dog panted and nodded its head. "ALEX!" He hugged the puppy and span in circles. The hamster and cat watched their friends spin around as double D and Eddy fought with lots of bad language on Eddy's part.

"Meew! Meeoaaaa..." (Well, at least Ed really believes it's us.) Alice said.

"Squeeaaaak squeeek squee." (I'll continue to try to convince Double D that we're really ourselves.) Alyssa squeaked out.

"Nyyaan mew meow." (Shouldn't we worry about fixing this curse BEFORE proving ourselves?)

"Sqqueaak squeak sqeeya." (If we don't get back to normal soon maybe Double d can build something I mean.)

"Mew..." (Mhmm...)