Nogarumu notes : hi guys. this is my seconds fan fic. Just to clarifies the event in this story take place between the end of conan the barbarian and the start of conan the destroyer.
(BTW this second movie is HORIBLE! because theres fucken rob schneider (malak) in it (i hate that guy!))
Also im gonna try to do a different kind of writing... for my first fic i was doing lot of short verses kind of like in poetry but for this fic im gonna do a more NORMAL kind of story.
But sorry i differse and this autor note is getting really long :P ... u dont want to hear me talking about frivolous stuffes! u want to get to the STORY! so sit back with a nice cup of wine near the fireplace (if ur 18 and older!) and enjoy Barbarians Lust!
*Conan characters do NOT belong to me!*
Conan : Barbarians Lust
Chapter 1 : A sweet beginning of passion!
Im Mako! The Narator of this Story! There is a time in anny wariors life, when life must continue! Conan! The Barbarian MOST become KING of Cymeria! This is why! he most do travel with his great friend and brother in wepons satobai! and with his good for nothing slave malak! who his a really shitty warior who never do any thing useful!... A Story full of Aventure and Passion must be tell!
"Dear conan, my friend my lord...my KING!...why most this impertinent fool and simpleton of Malak most follow us?" said satobai, best archer for world and best friend of conan!
"i dont know, dear friend of my hearth. but he MOST! krom tels me! said connan!"
"i cant talk medieval like you people cause im a little retarded and unpolite! said the dreadful malak"
"shut up! SHUT UP! yelled arnold!
Malak looked really scared! so he stop talking!
"So where are we going to go? Lord Conan!
"We most find the temple of krom, god of destruction and power of honnor and war!
"But Why! oh brother?"
"because krom tels me! trust me sotobai my companion of passion and dreams for my lust and love as a good friend!"
I like u too...conan...very much..." said sotobai firtily and with touching conan leg!
Conan was starting to feel some thing special in his body! he havent felt this way for a long long time! His huge dirty spear was starting to get fuller and thicker, like a bag of water! the last time his member of passion and lust got dat big, it was with the blonde walkirie woman that was his first lover! but alas, the blonde girl was killed long ago by the snake of toulsa doom! so the lonely barbarian was geting very horny! (srsly u guys gotta see that movie! jame earl jone shoot a SNAKE on a blonde girl!)
"wat are you doing sutobai? said conan blushing, obliviously embarassed.
"im just showing you my... affection for u...has a very...very...VERY good Friend...lord conan..." said satobai.
What should Conan do? he was very lonely but he still had that woman in his hearth. What if maybe she... CAME BACK! he dont want to be untrue to her. But...But... its true that he alway had some feelings for subotai because he was a hell of a man with his beautiful black beard and his sweet round little ass. it was more then blind lust of passion... it was like... LOVE! so arnold didnt knew what to do!
"Krom... what should i do? i still have feelings for that dead girl, but sabotai is really cute! And maybe i...love him more than her? Oh dear powerful god! Show me the way of love!
If you cant grant me that second request then the hell with ya!" said conan to his god krom!
"Conan... said his god Krom from the sky... you must follow the Way Of Ur Hearth!"
"now i know that do! said connan happily!
"Oh really! i can see your cock is getting VERY long and hot...my lord...or shuld i say...my love? said sutobai.
Sutobai was also getting an huge boner!
"maybe i should tame ur huge "snake"...with my MOUTH!" winked sabotai!
The archer was sucking his friend's cock hard! conan was full of joy and lust! so his "snake" burst into subotais mouth spitting white splooge in it and he swalowed it!
"MHmmm...delicous... my love conan! said subotai!
"Ur a real little whore! im sure youll like...THAT! said arnold!
conan jump on sobotai and penetrate his tight little ass! meanwile, malak the stupid pathetic lonely idiot has a disgusted look in is face! He cant comprend TRUE LOVE!
mhmmm! yes lover! fuck me! FUCK ME HARD! said sotobai!
conan was doing faster and faster! he couldnt stop cause it felt so good! at the same time! he was masturbating subotai with his huge hand!
OH YEAAAAA! they both said stimulously! like the real lovers theyre are!
"HGNEAAAAAAAAAAAAA! yelled conan!
so the both lovers come stimulously! conan took all the splooge of his great friend in hes fingers and stick those fingers in subotai mouth!
"do u like the taste of ur own cum subotai? i sure love mine!" said conan
So conan licked subotai asshole, tasting his own cum.
"That was awesome! my sweat love! said subotai kissing conan...
"i know, baby!" said conan with his thick australian accent, kissing subotai...
The cum was mixing in both mouths. It was a long and perfect kiss... in that moment the couple knew they're made for each other!
"what is wrong with you 2 u fucking sick homos! Wat? u became some kind of little pansys fagots or somethin? said the dreadful malak the homophobic loser!
"Screw you Malak! said arnold smashing his face hard making him lose a lot of teeths!
Subotai also shoot a arrow on his shoulder
"Ouch! u fucking assholes fagots! i though gay people were weak! said the ignorant foo of malak!
"No! being gay as nothing to do with strenght! its a normal and beautiful thing and we can be very manly mans even tho we love each other! u on the other hand! is gonna end up the rest of ur life a straigt looser virgin! not that theres any thing wrong with being straigt but theres some things wronh with u fo sure! said arnold and subotai stimulousely!
"Please dont kill me! beg malak and pissing his pants.
"we cant kill u yet... krom needs u for sum reason! so stop being a little pussy and follow us! said conan"
So our heroes and the homophobic weekling malak went on a aventure to find the temple of krom!
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But! from a distance a strange person was looking for far away on a hill IT looked really not happy!
"Conan...how dare you traitoring me! said the strange person..."
It was... THE BLONDE WALKIRIE GIRL! EVEN THOUGHT SHES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Chapter 1 end...
to be continue...
Nogarumu notes : So what do u guys think? pretty epic right? the next one will come soon so dont forgot to read it ;) !
