Zeus is online.
Waterboy is online.
Zeus: What r u doing here boy?
Waterboy: Last time I checked this was a public chatroom.
Zeus: What do you want boy?
Waterboy: A goldfish. OR MAYBE YOU STOP TRYING TO ZAP ME OUT OF THEY SKY!
Zeus: Nah.
Waterboy: At least im not trying to zap friends out of the sky.
Zeus: That's because you don't have that ability.
Waterboy: That's it! Diss off! And no zapping!
Zeus: Fine.
Waterboy: You know, you must have been born on a highway cuz that's where most accidents happen.
Zeus: It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Waterboy: Shut up or you'll never be the man your mother is.
Zeus: If you were twice as smart, you'll still be stupid.
Waterboy: At least I admit.
Waterboy: You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Zeus: We all sprang from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
Waterboy: You're so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Zeus: I would ask how old you are but I don't think you can count that high.
Waterboy: You're so ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
Zeus: Jesus thinks you're a dumbass.
Waterboy: Yo mama so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singin "We Are Family"
Zeus: Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Waterboy: Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones
Zeus: Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face time to heal.
Waterboy: Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
Zeus: You're so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it.
Waterboy: Your mamma is so ugly… she just gotta be your mamma.
Zeus: Your momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Waterboy: You're so ugly when you were born the doctors didn't know if they should put you in a cradle or a cage.
Zeus: With a face like yours, I wish I was blind.
Waterboy: You are so ugly when you were born the doctor said "I'm gonna drop it, if it falls is a rat, if it flies is a bat."
Zeus: You're an accident waiting to happen. Good thing I didn't wait that long.
Waterboy: Your parent made a mistake. Its name was Zeus.
Zeus: That's it. I give up. You win.
Waterboy: Go me!
Zeus: Yeah go you… I hope it's far away enough.
Waterboy: I hope you go farther.
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