The Oh Crap Phrase

by MixedLittleMissy

"Everyone has an OCP. Usually you can tell the personality of someone just by it alone. I take it to new extremes though; I plan to find love with it!" Meh, I always thought she was a a bit loco. AU

Prolouge

The Oh Crap Phrase, or OCP. If you were to look it up in my imaginary dictionary it would say:

Oh Crap Phrase:(noun) a phrase said by one after a misfortunate event(usually affecting him or her) has occurred; phrase used to express one's emotions on a misfortunate event.

The OCP has been around for quite some time, ever since God found out Adam ate the forbidden fruit actually. What? What do you think he said when God found out? "Tis is my very last days on this wonderful and bountiful land, filled with devastatingly gorgeous flowers and mediocre meadow creatures that had been placed there by my Lord"?

THATS not an OCP; its an OCN, or Oh Crap Novel. Its to long, I couldve sent him to the netherlands and back in that time. No, imagine he said something short and quick so that the Lord could go on and punish him. Something like, I dont know. Oh crap? Yeah, I like the sound of that.

The OCP though is also a way to find out ones personality, just like how you can tell a man from a non manly man by a handshake, or one's likelyhood to suceed from someones handwriting.

I take this to new extremes though. I promised myself and my two best-friends that I would only marry the guy who had a specific OCP. I'm not telling you though, you've gotta figure it out on your own.

That's right, this is the *takes a deep breath* tragically-bone-tickling-honey-suckling-gobsmacking-close-your-mouth-when-you-here-my-lame-jokes-or-a-fly-will-go-in *gasps for air * story of how I found love by making a promise to my best-buddies on a drunken night.

PEACE.

-Mountain Lions are awesomer than you.

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