I was bored so i came up with this crazy story. it's pretty short, and it's probably not the best thing i've ever written but it's funny. rated T for strong language, sexual content, and crazy hormonal teenagers. so, read on

The Retreat

Jade was at her locker after school reapplying her mint lip gloss. She'd had a very long hard day. That morning she'd had an argument with her parents who she'd never gotten along with in the first place. They'd told her that her skirt was too short, but instead of changing it, she put it in her bag and changed in the bathroom when she got to school. Then she'd had p.e that day, a class which she absolutely loathed. And finally she'd had three big tests that day. Now all she was looking forward to was going home and relaxing and taking off her four and a half inch boots.

Cloe came over to her looking like she was having a panic attack. "I failed that test!"

Jade gave her a look. "Did you study Cloe?"

Cloe looked at the floor. "Well…aw you know I don't understand all that geometry stuff! And I would have gone to tutoring, I really would have but we were rehearsing act three for theatre and I just couldn't stay away…"

Jade laughed. "You wonder why you never pass any of those tests but there's your answer."

Dylan came over to them with his sagging pants, a red sweat shirt, and now he was wearing gold chains. "Wassup my homies?"

Jade rolled her eyes. "Dylan, as much as you want to believe it, you are so not gangsta."

Dylan put a toothpick in his mouth. "That's what you think. I rule this place." He leaned against the locker and looked at Cloe. "What's her problem?"

"I failed my math test. My parents are gonna kill me!" She put her face in her hands.

"Hey, summer school isn't that bad," Dylan said.

"Are you two going to the retreat?" Jade asked. Every grade level had a retreat at some point in the year. They basically came to school to hang out and play games and other fun things.

"Hell yeah, all those girls of course I am," Dylan said.

Cloe rolled her eyes. "What girl is gonna want you?"

Dylan pulled out his phone and scrolled through his contacts. "Alicia, Phoebe, Megan, Nevra, Ally, Marie, Sarah, Cymbaline…"

Cloe sighed. "Why did I ask?"

It was at the beginning of the retreat the next day. It was ten o clock in the morning and he students were coming through the gym door. Some were sitting on the bleacher's talking, some were standing around talking, and some of the boys were playing basketball. All the while music was blasting on the speaker.

Sasha was sitting on the bleacher's talking to Roxxi. "I love your hair. It looks good with the black highlights," Sasha said.

"Thanks. I was going to do blue at first but I thought black would look better. Anyway, blue looks better on Jade." They looked out at the crowd of students around them. Jade was across the room talking to Koby and Dylan and some other guys. "Her skirt is so short," Roxxi said referring to Jade's short purple and black skirt.

"I know, she's not trying to hide anything either," Sasha said. "She can be such a slut sometimes. Look at her." They saw her pressed against Koby giving him a flirty look and his hand was trailing up her short skirt while the other guys were staring at her ass.

"She's not as bad as some of the other hoes around here," Roxxi said.

Sasha nodded. "True, but she's one of them."

Later that day, they were having lunch. They were in the cafeteria eating pizza and fries and sushi. Jade was sitting with Yasmin and Cloe, Sasha hadn't come over to sit with them yet.

Fianna came over to them. "Hey girls."

"Hey, what's up?" Yasmin said.

"Fun day, huh?"

"Yeah totally. Any day I get to get out of math class is a fun day for me," Cloe said.

"True," Fianna and Cloe high fived. "Hey Jade, I heard Sasha talking about you to Roxxi earlier.

"What did she say?"

"She was saying you're a hoe and a slut because of how your clothes are so revealing and how you were all over Koby this morning."

Jade was insulted. "That doesn't make me a slut, Koby is my boyfriend!"

"Well she called you a slut. She was saying how you don't try to hide anything and you're one of the hoes around here."

Jade was mad now. "No way! Where is she?"

"Jade, don't worry about it. She probably didn't mean it," Yasmin said.

"It doesn't give her any right to talk about me like that!" Jade exclaimed. She looked around for Sasha and saw her enter the cafeteria. She walked over to her.

"Hi Jade," Sasha said.

"Why did you call me a slut?"

Sasha raised her eyebrows confused. "What are you talking about?"

"Yes you do! Fianna told me that you were talking about me to Roxxi and you called me a hoe and a slut."

Sasha snickered. "Well the way you were grabbing Koby's balls you sure looked like one."

"He's my boyfriend; I'm allowed to do that!"

"And you're also allowed to have all those other guys all over your ass right? Why are you making such a big deal about it anyway?"

"Because you're such a bitch!"

Sasha pushed her and Jade pushed her into the wall and people started getting interested wanting to see a fight."

"Girls!" Mr. Del Rio exclaimed.

They stopped.

"No fighting or you'll be sent home!"

Jade glared at Sasha then stomped back over to their table.

"I told you not to make a big deal out of it," Yasmin said.

Jade just rolled her eyes and took an annoyed bite of her salad.