Things that should of happened to Zelda. Very short, ill warn you, and Zelda gets hurt in every one of 'em, so I enjoyed writing them very much.

BTW: TTSOHTZ stands 4 Thing That Should Of Happened To Zelda

Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, because if I did, I would be spending my millions, not writing fics.



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TTSOHTZ #1:

( when Zelda throws the ocarina in the river 4 Link)



Zelda: (throws ocarina, but WAY too hard, falls off and breaks about every bone except her ribs)

Link: ? Cool!!!!! ( jumps on horse) IM OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!



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TTSOHTZ #2 :

(when Zelda has just finished telling Link about her dreams)

Zelda: Isn't that odd?

Link: (suddenly awake) Wha? Oh, uh, yeah, I guess…

Zelda: Were you even listening? (Zelda-slaps link as hard as she can, which isn't hard at all)

Link: Slap me will ya? (takes out sword and chops off Zelda's hair and cuts her ugly mug right down the cheek)

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TTSOHTZ #3:

(When they show Zelda in that glass thing in Ganons Castle)

Zelda: HEEEEELLLPPP MMME!!!!!IM TOO WEAK TO HELP MYSELF!!!HELP ME!!!!!

Ganon: (deep, evil laugh) BWAHAHAH!!!!!

Link: Yeah, right, like im gonna save you…..

Ganon and Link: (both fall on floor, laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Zelda: (Glass thing breaks, and she falls, breaking her leg) GACK!!!OWWW!!!!!!HELP!!!!

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TTSOHTZ #4

( when Zelda and link come into that room w/the Stalfos)

Link: (goes out of the room, leaving Zelda w/the Stalfos, and running out of the Castle finding me waiting there)

Me: Linky!!!!!!What took you so long? Did you get rid of…her?

Link: Yup!!!!! Lets go back to my house and have Cocoa Puffs!!!!!

Me: Ok!!!!!

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And that's the end of my fic!!!!!(curtains close)