Authors Notes: I'm finally back! It took a neat little prompt from Tyche Song to motivate me. Hopefully this is one of several drabble/one shots to come. This should be very familiar to those who've seen pictures of our favorite professor working recently. If not, google it. :D And of course, anything you recognize belongs to the fabulous JKR.
It was pathetic, really.
One of the most powerful wizards reduced to this. Sighing loudly, he stared at the Muggle contraption in front of him. It beeped at him mockingly.
He survived a snake bite, saved the Boy-Who-Lived-To-Annoy-Him, and the wizarding world, for fuck's sake. Yet, here he was, an ocean away, banished, because of two words uttered at the bequest of one of his former masters. The supposedly 'good' one.
Looking back up once again, he tersely smiled at the muggles in front of him.
"Here are your boarding passes, have a nice day."