A/N: Welcom to my latest Animal Testing Drabble! This story stars Hatsaharu Sohma! *applause*

If you haven't read my other Animal Testing fics, you really should.

Disclaimer: I don't own FruBa, sadly. If I did, Tohru would've ended up with Hatori or Ayame and Kyo with Kagura.

Hatsaharu Sohma was having a horrible day. If it wasn't bad enough being turned down by three girls in one day, he also had two quizzes he hadn't studied for, and this would be the third. Language Arts had never been his forte. He was sitting there, tapping his pen against the blank worksheet when the thought hit him. Shigure and Ayame.

Haru pulled his black cell phone from his pocket, texting with one hand. He looked up every few seconds to make sure that the teacher wasn't watching. Once he'd hit the send button, he slipped the phone back out of sight, smirking slightly.

It didn't take long for the reply to come, and he smirked when he saw it; Shigure and Ayame knew what they were doing. This plan wasn't exactly foolproof, but it'd get him out of class.

He stood up, grabbing his packet with a flourish. He slammed it down on his desk, causing several people to jump. The teacher stood up, concerned.

"Sohma-kun? What's the—"

"I don't understand any of this!" he growled. I've been to every lesson since the beginning of the term and none of this makes any sense!"

"Sohma-kun, you need to sit down now—"

"And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" Hatsahru pointed an accusing index finger at the instructor, who was staring at him in shock.

"Hatsaharu Sohma-kun!" he barked, finally getting over his initial surprise. He was pretty angry now. "You will sit down and continue your exam with no more of this nonsense!"

"How am I supposed to do a test that I know nothing about?" He put on an expression similar to the one he wore when he went Black. The only difference was that he was aware of what he was doing now, and could bring himself to care.

"That's it!" shouted the teacher. "Get out of my classroom!" Hatsaharu smirked.

"Gladly." His Sensei facepalmed, but didn't attempt to stop the ox.

Sure enough, when Haru walked out of the school building, Shigure and Ayame were parked right across the street, very crookedly.

"Where's Hatori?" Haru asked boredly, ignoring Ayame's dramatic greeting. The seahorse was nowhere to be found.

"I drove us!" Ayame boasted. "And Gure-san was my co-pilot! We did it all without Tori-san!" Haru shrugged, getting into the backseat.

Meanwhile, Hatori Sohma was standing outside of the Sohma family compound, wondering where the hell his car was.

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