A/N: Hello there, fellow person in the world who clicked on this fanfic! When I was introduced to South Park about five years ago (I know, I'm late in the game), it has become one of my all time favorite series. And, being a fangirl, I love to ship the characters. But, who doesn't? My favorite of these pairings being Style, as I feel a certain kinship with Kyle, though I am yet without a Stan. Sad for me. So, while perusing Style fics on this lovely site, I never really found what I was looking for. Which is when I decided to write my own Epic Fic of Epicness! Dun dun duuuuuun! Yes, my dear reader, this story will be long and hot and long and epic and long and sexy and really long. But, no worries, as I have the whole thing planned out so far. So, if you will bear with me, as this fic will take a while to finish, I am positive you will love it. And I hope that this will be something that you were looking for, too.

Summary: This fic will follow the characters of South Park through two years of their lives. It begins with the first day of senior year, and follows them through their first year of college. How will the "normal" life of South Park citizens help or hinder the characters in their pursuit of life, love, and most of all, lust?

Pairings include:

Stan x Kyle

Kenny x Butters

Craig x Tweak

Damien x Pip

Token x Clyde

Kindergoth x Ike

Cartman x Wendy

Thomas x Bebe

Christophe x Gregory

Warning: As you can see from the list above, this is a primarily male on male fanfic. That means very detailed relationships between two guys, even sexually. Though, for the sake of those who may not want to read the overtly graphic passages, all lemons will be in their own chapters that can be skipped, so choosing.

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. If I did, it would have to be rated NC-17.

Introduction

Warning:

All people and events in this fanfic – even those based on real characters – are all figments of my imagination. All character traits are impersonated . . . awesomely. The following story contains male on male relationships and, due to its content, should not be viewed by anyone . . . Except fangirls. And boys.

Theme Song:

Let's go on down to South Park

Gonna have ourselves a time.

Friendly couples everwhere

Humble folks fight temptation.

Goin' down to South Park

Gonna leave our rules behind.

Ample adventure day or night

People shouting, I WANT YOU!

Heading on up to South Park

Going to see them get it on.

Shipping people left and right

Because that's what Canon told us.

So come on down to South Park

And meet some pairings of mine.

A/N (The Sequel!): That is a little teaser for you. My version of the introduction. Now, I have a question for you, and look forward to the answer. I cannot decide how to write the chapters, and have decided to leave it up to those who will be reading them. Would you like the chapters to be long and episodic, and full plot line in each? Or shorter, breaking up the action? If the chapters are longer, the updates will be farther apart. Shorter chapters will be updated sooner, but will leave you hanging a bit more. So, readers, which will it be? Dun dun duuuuuuuuun! Sorry, I just felt like that should be there . . .