Disclaimer: I don't own Psych or Twin Peaks.

The Psych episode "Dual Spires" turned me on to Twin Peaks, and I'm hooked! I also totally ship Cooper/Jules (Jale), Lassie/Audrey (Laudrey) and Donna/Gus (Dus). Please no one tell me who killed Laura in the reviews!

The car jerked to a stop.

"Lassie, this place doesn't even have cell reception! Couldn't she have gotten murdered somewhere more convenient?" Shawn grumbled.

Jules shot him a look. "Shawn, Laura Palmer has had a rough week. You know, dying and all. Cut her some lack on the location."

Shawn had been griping for the whole trip from Santa Barbara to Twin Peaks, Washington. Everyone in the car was getting tense. She was afraid she would shoot somebody if they didn't just stop talking.

"Here we are!" She cried, relief pulsing through her. "Twin Peaks, population 1,201."

They drove to their hotel, the Great Northern. A nervous looking woman checked them in. Gus freaked out when he realized their rooming situation.

"Did...why do we only have one room?" He asked.

Carlton cleared his throat and fidgeted. "Karen thought it would save money. We just have to deal with it."

They climbed in the elevator and rode up to their room. They were relieved to find two queen beds instead of the ever-feared king. The group decided that Shawn and Juliet would share one bed and Carlton and Gus would take the other. Any other arrangement would be beyond awkward. As they unpacked, a man walked in.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. You know, I always forget my room number."

He was tall and dark haired, with deep, thoughtful eyes. Juliet inhaled sharply. He was easily the most handsome man she had ever seen. Well, except for Shawn.

"I'm Special Agent Dale Cooper of the FBI." He smiled warmly and shook everyone's hands.

"I'm Shawn Spencer, psychic detective of the SBPD. This is Lassie Lassiter, the head detective, his lovely junior partner, Miss Juliet O'Hara, and my assistant, the Chocolate Oak."

He laughed. "It's a pleasure to meet you guys. I assume you're here about Laura Palmer."

Juliet's voice finally came back. "Yes. It's terrible. She was so young. Can you clue us in on developments in the case?"

He nodded. "Of course. Let me set the characters: Donna Hayward was Laura's closest friend, also her confidante. Bobby Briggs was her boyfriend, James Hurley was also her boyfriend, she Bobby were cheating on each other. Bobby was dating Shelley Johnson, who's married to Leo Johnson. Laura's parents are Sarah and Leland Palmer. They didn't handle the trauma very well, so don't bother them unless it's absolutely necessary."

"Wow." Shawn said to break the silence. "That's...that's complicated. Crazy. Just a little bit insane."

Agent Cooper nodded. "Yeah. So have you guys already met Harry and the rest?" They all shook their heads. "Oh. I was just about to head down there myself. Can I give you a ride?"

Juliet smiled. "That would be great."