A/N: another one of my beautiful 1:30 am stories. enjoy and be warned—you will probably cry
once upon a time, two unicorns were frolicking across the plains when a large cereal bowl fell out of the sky and landed in unicorn #1's ass hole and made it so constipated that it exploded into rainbow sparkles and unicorn #2 was like woah dud that was probably not natural I'm calling sam and dean so he called sam and dean and sam said "hello this is sam" and #2 was like "hey bro i got some weird shit fo' u 2 check out kk so cum ova here to gumdrop island and discover the mystery of de flying cereal bowl ok cause i liked #1 an now he ded u feel me" and sam cried tears because this was sad and said "i feel u bro my brother died like two hundred times and it has given me an irrational fear of tuesdays" and sam hung up the phoone and creed until dean came back to their ghetto motel and was like "SAMMEH I GOT SOME PIEEE i love pie" and sammeh stopped crying because he was a strong mofo and was like "good 4 u dean that makes me feel good also i have a secret" and this made dean sad because there were supposed to be no secrets and he was lkei "wit is it sam" and sam shed a single tear as he said "i sold my soul 4 wifi" and dean threw a small microwave across the room as he screamed "SAMMEH U PROMISED U WOLDNT FUCKING GOD DAMMIT" and then he collapsed into a pile of pure despise and cried and then he and sammeh made up and hye solved the case 2gether and it turned out that the cereal bowl was actually a wendigo the end.