Why did the chicken cross the road?
By: Tamsin
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, places or items mentioned. I
don't even own the chicken, for crissakes.
A/N okay, this is my second Andromeda Fic, and reviews would be nice!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Beka: Oh, you know because she was trying to kill her brother for stealing her CD collection!
Trance: Because he was trying to stop his friends from dying by playing with fate.
Harper: Because he was being chased by a friggin' Uber!
Dylan: Because the universe is a horrible place, and the chicken was trying to restore the Commonwealth.
Tyr: Because the chicken was looking for fame, glory and a respectable wife. NOW STOP BOTHERING ME!
Rommie: It took the chicken approximately 5.53 seconds to cross the road. Why? I have no idea.
Now tune in next week, kiddies when our beloved characters get asked their next question: Where do babies come from?
A/N okay, this is my second Andromeda Fic, and reviews would be nice!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Beka: Oh, you know because she was trying to kill her brother for stealing her CD collection!
Trance: Because he was trying to stop his friends from dying by playing with fate.
Harper: Because he was being chased by a friggin' Uber!
Dylan: Because the universe is a horrible place, and the chicken was trying to restore the Commonwealth.
Tyr: Because the chicken was looking for fame, glory and a respectable wife. NOW STOP BOTHERING ME!
Rommie: It took the chicken approximately 5.53 seconds to cross the road. Why? I have no idea.
Now tune in next week, kiddies when our beloved characters get asked their next question: Where do babies come from?