Author's Note: This is the sequel to Vivian's Confession, enjoy. This is based on the Japanese version of Paper Mario 2 where Vivian is actually a man. This is meant to be funny, so don't take it seriously.

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It had been a three months since Vivian told his/her traveling companions about his/her true gender. Unfortunately it had also been three months since they all killed themselves at the sight of his/her beer belly. After the events of that fateful day she moved back in with her sister. Unfortunately for her, Beldam became a raging drama queen trying to take the late Flurrie's place on the stage and kicked Vivian/Victor out of her home for being "a man lady." S/he was now making a living working as a waiter/waitress at the nearby pub in Rougeport.

"Hello, May I take you order." Vivian/Victor sighed.

"Yes, I would like the Shroom Shake." The customer replied. "Make it quick, I don't want your man ladyness stinking up my table."

"What," Vivian/Victor angrily asked.

"I don't want your man ladyness stinking up my table!" He said much clearer.

"You know what," Vivian/Victor yelled. "I'm a man lady and I'm proud!" She once again took off his/her wig to show that s/he was bald. "I'm going to take over the world with my man ladyness!" She pulled off his/her shirt to show that s/he had a beer belly.

"It's too much to handle!" The customer yelled as foam poured out of his mouth.

"Bow down to me!" Vivian laughed evilly.

She ran outside, eyeing ever last person there. "You will bow down to me!" She bowed her head showing shiny scalp which reflected the sunlight onto several houses which immediately caught on fire.

"No, we'll stop you!" Princess Peach yelled. "Girls, assemble," She struck a pose.

"I'm Toadette!" The pink Toad yelled as she jumped into sight. "I like long walks on the beach, and hopscotch!"

"I'm Daisy!" A woman with a deep, manly voice yelled. "I like football, chainsaws, and pretty ponies."

"And I'm Birdo." A strange pink creature stated as she walked into view. "I like the color yellow and I love eggs!"

"Ha, ha." Vivian/Victor stated. "You will never stop me!" Her head reflected the sunlight onto the group.

"It's so shiny!" Peach said before her group melted away.

"I am invincible." Vivian gloated. "I am-"

A large spiky Koopa shell landed on top of her. The creature that was inside peeked it's head out and got up. "Oh, no," The large Koop said, shocked. "You ruined my new shell! I should make you pay for that." He stated as he breathed fire onto the squished Vivian, making her disappear forever.

"We're free!" The civilians proclaimed as they picked up the Koopa and began to chant, "Our hero!"

"I'm not a hero, I'm Bowser!"

They paid no attention to him and kept chanting while carrying him to the distance.

"No," Bowser yelled. "Good guys are bad for me!

The end

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