Hi my name is Blondie Light'ness Anna Blonde Spears and I have long blonde yellow hair (that's how I got my name) with pink streaks and blue tips that reaches my mid-back and pretty green eyes like sparkly emeralds and a lot of people tell me I look like Britney Spears (AN: if u don't know who she is get da heck out of here!). I'm not related to Britney Spears but I wish I was because she's a major total hottie. I'm a fairy but I'm not tiny or anything. I have tan brown skin. I'm also a human, and I go to a crazy boarding school called South Park in Colorado where I'm a junior (I'm seventeen). I'm a prep (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly pink. I love Abercrombie and Fitch and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a pink shirt with matching lace around it and a pink jean miniskirt, pink stockings and pink stilettos. I was wearing pink lipstick, tan foundation, silver eyeliner and blue eye shadow. I was walking outside the school. It was all sunshiney so there were no clouds, which I was very happy about. A lot of goths stared at me. I stuck my tongue out at them.
"Hey Blondie!" Shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Stan Marsh!
"What's up Stan?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.