I have you ever said you could do something, and it happened? Then realized, you're screwed. That would be me. Here's how it all happened. Enjoy.
"Vanessa darling, come down here please! Vanessa? Are you awake dear?" Called some British woman's voice from downstairs. Wait.
Someone random British woman in MY house?! Ah, it's happening! The British are coming! I repeat the British are coming! The bloody Brits are invading! what's next? Daleks? I don't want to be exterminate
So you might be wondering, what the hell is going on? Well, dear Vanessa has fallen back in time. To a fictional world. In 1890. Guess which one it is.
I jumped out of bed and realized... I was in a grandma outfit! I looked around the room and noticed, there was something off, it looked like a girls bedroom from, Victorian era... oh shit! forget Daleks I've got full on time-traveler!
"Oh shit!" I realized, I had a British accent! I ran over to the window and looked out, to a busy street of new England, London during the 1800s.
Ok first, how did I get to London? Second, why London? Third, why this era? I was having a panic attack while looking through my wardrobe to find several dresses.
I chose a red one, with black lace. I brushed my hair, quickly braiding it and clipping up like Elsa's. Only with black blue hair. I walked downstairs, and into a, well, Victorian welcome hall.
A woman came over smiling. "Vanessa, I have good news! Jonathan is returning home today!" she said. Um, Ok? Person I don't know.
However I just smiled. "That's wonderful." I said. "um, Mrs.?" She smiled and luckily cut me Off. "Vanessa, how many times have I told you? Call me Mina." I froze at those words.
Now it all made sense.
Don't follow?
Perhaps let me shed some light on things. I'm in 1890, I'm in London, this girl's name is Mina and she is married to a guy called Jonathan. He is returning home from a faraway land. for those of you who aren't getting it, I figured out that not only am I stuck back in time, but, I am in a different world, a Book.
Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Well, I am now going to get a lot of garlic. I mean a lot and put it everywhere. Also crosses, and Holy water. Stakes? Eh, to messy. And where would I get one at this time and era?
"Well, Mina, I'm going out to bye a crucifix, and garlic, and holy water... where should I go to get these things?" I asked about to go out the door slipping on my cloak. "Oh there should be a shop down the way that sell crosses and Holy water, but I'm not sure about garlic." she said.
"It's fine." I said opening the door. "Oh, but hurry back, Jonathan will be here soon, and it's getting dark out." said Mina.
Jonathan is back, I'm going outside, alone, at dusk, Dracula on the loose. A vampire that had been in a ship for weeks.
Well, I just hope I get my hands on a cross in time. Or I'll just spend the night at a church. I walked down the rode on my way in the direction she pointed me in. Soon enough, I came across the shop. In the shop I got eight bottles of Holy water, I got 3 cross necklaces, and two actual crosses. I also found a silver dagger, and sword. I bought all of these.
I tucked the sword under my cloak, the dagger in my sleeve, and the cross on my neck. Then I had holy water on my hands, neck, and face. I stopped at an herd store, and while they did not have Garlic, they had vervain. So I had that in my basket.
By the time I was done collecting my anti-vamp gear, it was dark. I was walking quickly on my way back, or rather the church, which ever I had to get to first.
I heard a whoosh behind me. So my grasp on my sword tightened. I walked faster. I heard it now, right behind me. I made sure on my crosses were visible.
Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder.
I turned around, and held back a scream.
There before me stood Dracula.
Only, it wasn't the book's version no, no, it was...
The Marvel version.