Where No Shinobi Has Gone Before

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Sorry if the plot may be overused or cliché, but Naruto/Star Trek is an interesting category to me, and I've been delving in deep space nine and enterprise recently.

"Humans are Illogical," ~ 99% of Vulcans ever born

"So," came from a calm serene voice of the captain of the first starship Enterprise, Earth's first warp capable ship, "That's planet Element." Johnathan Archer finished as he sipped his iced tea. "Yes, the second closest planet that is inhabited to your home world besides Terra Nova," Came a female voice of neutrality from his science officer T'pol.

"The real planet Element?" Ensign Travis spoke with wonder as did Lieutenant reed. "It really is!" their Language communicator officer, Hoshi Sato said with the same amount of awe, "I see no reason to be in awe at this planet, it's about the same as Earth." T'pol spoke with no amount of interest shared with her Human crew. "What is the deal with planet Element?" the head engineer, Trip spoke up with a massive amount of confusion in his voice.

"Planet Element," T'pol said in a robot like voice, "Full of Humanoids closely related to Humans, whose society is modeled in a way closest to ancient Japan, where Ninja are still apart of their military." Trip interrupted the Vulcans knowledge laydown, "So their ninja in black clothes with swords?" he asked with even more confusion. "No, kind of, maybe." Reed spoke as he continued to punch in coordinates, "Planet Element's Ninja are much more than Earth's past. Probes that scientists sent years ago show that they can produce power from their bodies somehow, control of elements to fight each other."

"So why hasn't any intelligent species gone down to communicate with them?" Trip asked, "Perhaps they would be friendly." Captain Archer scoffed while T'pol raised an eyebrow, "With all the experiences we've had so far on this starship Engineer Trip, you think it would be a good idea to go down and talk to humanoids who can blow you up with lightning from their hands?" T'pol questioned incredulously making the crew chuckle at Trip's expense.

"Plus, even if ships go down and intervene in their planet, perhaps now is not the time as around yesterday, there were atmospheric disturbances all across their western hemisphere," T'pol spoke as she was looking at the computers navigation. "What does that mean in English?" Trip asked as Archer spoke this time, "Meaning it's dangerous for us to go down and look, we have to let them resolve their own issues plus it's a natural event, not one, but two asteroids touched down on their planets surface yesterday, this may be the one time I'm agreeing with T'pol to stay out of it for now."

"But shouldn't we go help the people?" Trip asked, Archer nodded but T'pol quickly put down that idea, "Not only have they not discovered warp capabilities, they haven't made even the slightest technological advancement, while they have been able to somehow put up mini satellites into orbit the Vulcan high command believes to create radio waves for communication and entertainment, and have such a thing as television, their travel capabilities are limited and they kill without what humans call a judge and jury."

"I see... Still doesn't make it right." Trip said as he headed back to the engine room. Archer nodded, "I promise Trip, we'll scope planet Element out again, they could be potential allies and friends i'm sure," he finished as he took a quick sip of his tea as he sat in the captains chair.

"Well, let's set course once again, let's head to planet Terra Nova." Archer said with a command in his voice as the Starship Enterprise set out on their journey through space.

-A few weeks later-

"Finally!" Naruto shouted with happiness as the Fourth Great Shinobi war had ended. Madara had put up a huge fight, and many Shinobi had died in the fighting. Many more died when Kaguya had ascended to earth and the moon started breaking apart after she had gotten angry at Naruto and Sasuke. Somehow miraculously with the sexy jutsu, and an insane amount of luck the two managed to seal Kaguya up... But not inside the moon completely...

"I will kill you two traitors!" Kaguya shouted in a lost rage thinking of her sons long dead as she charged up a Bijuudama that was silver in color, as she aimed it at the two heroes. "Naruto, split up!" Sasuke yelled as Naruto nodded and the two scattered away from the bomb that went right past them and had impacted a few miles away. "We need to seal her up!" Naruto shouted as Sasuke nodded, "We need a plan!"

Sasuke gasped as he saw the idiot charge straight at Kaguya head on, "The fuck is that dobe doing?!" he said to himself. Just as Naruto got in front of Kaguya, he yelled a sentence that made Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura go cold while Obito was passed out from earlier, "Sexy Jutsu!" He quickly transformed into a busty blonde female version of himself, and seeing Kaguya distracted Sasuke charged up with Naruto and touched their seals to Kaguya. Something went wrong though, soon the sealing array didn't return Kaguya to the moon, but as the thousand year old goddess yelled out about being sealed again, her and the ten tails chakra slowly starts to go inside of Naruto. 'Oh fuck, kit you guys messed up.' came the voice of Kurama, his tailed beast comrade.

It was a painful process, one that left the Jinchurikii on the ground yelling in pain as the war had officially ended but he was receiving all of the Biju power from his world. After a few seconds, the pain knocked him out. He awoke in just enough time to see his father, the Hokage and the Sage of six paths off. His father Minato, the fourth Hokage told him of a secret passageway in their home, that he would get with his inheritance. All Minato said was to learn everything he could and go on his own adventure.

It turned out the Uzumaki with his natural longevity and a combination of all the Biju energy, extended his life to the point of almost being immortal. While things could still kill him, he could not age nearly as fast, if he was aging at all. It was a big blow to him, most people would want to live forever, but he saw how the search for immortality messed with individuals such as Orochimaru and Madara.

So after the war was settled, and it was rebuilding time, Naruto went to his parents home and started to enjoy how nice and quaint it was in his new house. His old apartment was a wreck from the beginning, being the only place he could get on his orphan fund. After a few hours of enjoying the home, he went to his parents room, after touching a few of the pictures of memories, he saw the blood seal on his parents bedroom wall. He cut his thumb open and traced the blood on the seal watching as the array of seals started opening and clicking. Eventually, a door appeared from the wall and he opened it, and started walking down the stairs into a lower basement level room full of storage and crates. The blonde Jinchurikii continued to walk through the basement hallways until he reached a big atrium dorm. He looked on the wall until he found and clicked on the lights and was shocked at what he saw.

A small silver chamber of silver and was colored brown in some areas was sitting in the middle of the basement/garage type atrium. He saw that there was a door and it had a seal on it and quickly slashed his finger again and traced blood on it letting it unlock. As soon as the door opened, he began to look in wonder as he burned in ever crucial detail of the small vessel into his brain. Every highly advanced looking button, the 5 chairs inside the craft, each podbay door. He pressed a button on a panel causing the vessel to turn on, and all the buttons and lights to start flashing and blinking.

He soon found what he suspected to be the piloting station where he found a small journal on the seat. He sat in it as he began to read the journal with more interest as he read his fathers name on the cover. "Dear Naruto, if you're reading this, then that means you've found the family secret and there is a lot to explain." 'I'll say,' the blonde thought shifting his eyes to the advanced computer with colors blinking.

"This is a Vulcan shuttle, it's got five seats in it, a restroom in the back, a fully stocked kitchen with seals to keep food and drinks fresh, sleeping quarters in the back as well, one area of the panels is purely weapon, the two seats in the front can be used to fly, while two others can be used to sit in. First let us go into what this is for, It is a spaceship." "Wait What!?" the blonde yelled out seemingly to himself, spaceships like sci-fi?

"This Journal will explain the ways of the universe as I know it currently and our ancestry, but the universe is a big place, things change all the time and these may not be accurate descriptions of what's going on at the time your reading this, first off I grew up in a Kumo orphanage before coming to the land of fire and finding my own family, my mother was a civilian and my father was a great shinobi as I am and as I'm sure you are my son. I tell you this as I believe in you and I hope you find your own family. Your mother came from the royal family of Uzugakure, and that's not all. While it's true that the Uzumaki had massive longevity on their own, the Uzumaki also had a bit of a visitor..."

'Hmm, visitor?' Naruto thought as he flipped the page, "Keep reading kit." came the voice of Kurama as he heard banters of agreement from the eight other Biju sealed inside him now, 'alright, alright fine!'

"This visitor was Azeraik, A visitor who was from a species from another galaxy called the Vulcan. Around several thousand years ago, the Vulcans split into two groups, the Vulcans who followed their leader Surak, into a way of peace and logic, and the Romulans who denied those beliefs and split off, living amongst different planets, forming a practically different species. But Azeraik came to this world much after that."

"Woah, that sounds crazy to be able to just pack up and leave a planet like that," Naruto said to himself as the Biju in his seal were listening intently to the story of this culture."

"Your mother told me that Azeraik was her Kinsman, if they traced lineage correctly back then he was a patriarch of the royal line and you are descended from him, and he came to the planet before the formation of the hidden villages around the events after the sage of the six paths. While he still had pure Vulcan blood, he found love in the Uzumaki Matriarch of that time, and the two had children. Azeraik who wanted to have children, and didn't want any problems happening as they were two different species, took a sample of his sperm, and genetically engineering it, to take out some major differences allowing his new beloved to have their offspring. Changes such as no Vulcan ears, blood type differences and mental state, you will see what I mean when you look through the shuttles history logs on different cultures, and if you ever meet a Vulcan, god help you."

Naruto could only sweat drop at the last bit, "Are they that bad?"

"So since he genetically altered the DNA of his offspring so they would be born without defects being from two different beings with different anatomies, you're still considered a ningen, the only thing Vulcan effecting you would be intelligence, such examples lie in the Uzumaki, they had always been known to be smart and soak up kenjutsu and fuinjutsu like sponges, but the offspring from Azeraik and his lover became masters in everything sword and sealing, they had the Vulcan intelligence to back up their own shinobi chakra."

'I was terrible with history but I did take to Shinobi arts very well,' Naruto thought with a small smile before frowning at an interruption, "Nah, you're just an idiot!" Kurama started howling with laughter as he said that and the blonde got annoyed hearing the other tailed beasts chuckle.

"Your Mother and I love you son and will always do so, even in the afterlife. I've compiled this journal, a journal from you're Jiji-Azeraik that he wrote around the end of his life that has been passed down and the manual on the dash of the vessel above your ships control panels, meant to teach you how to fly the craft, about space travel, warp and different measures you'll need to know. Have an adventure son, Love Tou-san and Kaa-chan."

Naruto shed a couple of tears as he got to the end and put the Journal down. He stood in the middle of the shuttle a few minutes taking it all in before he walked out into the basement and popped fifty shadow clones, "Alright boys, ten of you work on my fathers journal, ten others work on Jiji-Azeraik journal, ten more work on the space travel and flight manual, another ten work on packing food and items for the trip, and the last ten work on the historical database computer in the shuttle, learn everything we can about the different locations and cultures in this galaxy and universe. I'll go assort my affairs here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!"

Naruto walked slowly down to the Hokage's office, contemplating on his situation. 'Immortality, and a space ship...' he thought over and over again. "Dear lord," came the pandering's of Son Goku, "He's gonna kill himself, thereby killing us!" This causing Kurama and Shukaku to start howling with laughter as the rest either legitimately freaked out, or just sighed. 'Jerk!' Naruto thought as he reached the Hokage's door.

He walked in without knocking as Tsunade and Shizune's attention were pulled from the papers they were signing, "Hello Naruto, are you ok?" she asked seeing the questioning look he had on his face, like something was bothering him. "I'm alright, Just thinking." Naruto said as he sat down on a couch on the side of the room facing the Hokage.

"What can I do for you Naruto?" The busty blonde asked as Naruto flinched, as ten clones popped revealing the rest of his fathers journal. "Well, I've decided I'm going on kind of a long trip far away."

Tsunade just gave him a puzzled look, "Where to?"

- NEXT TIME ON Where No Shinobi Has Gone Before! -

Naruto flipped the ignition switch as the ship's engine slowly began to hum, "Beautiful... Now how the hell do we get the ship out of this basement?"

"You don't know how to fly out of here!?"

"Meh, I got this shit..."

Well, that's just the beginning to see if I did well and I wanted to get my idea out there, If I make the next chapter, he'll go off into space. Any idea's if he should bring anyone along?

Have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night!