Note, this was originally supposed to be the introduction chapter for 2XXX, but it got scrapped cause I didn't think it fit enough. Trust me, though, it's coming soon! So, for now, enjoy the failure that ensues when I attempt to be funny. If you don't like sarcasm, don't read this. That's pretty much all this is.

And if you like Loli/Shota, no offense meant.

EDIT: It seems a few misunderstanding have been made! I don't have a problem with anyone using the name Megaman, or playing on Easy mode or anything! It was simply my attempt at sarcastic humour! Sorry for the issues!

Once upon a time there lived a-wait, wrong story. Sorry. It started on a dark and stor-no, that's not it either. Wait a minute; let me find the right one real quick.

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Okay! I got it. Let's go.

Dr. Light, a robotic engineer, made some robots. This might seem like an obvious fact to you; I mean, what robotic engineer wouldn't make robots? Well, you see, his robots were special, cause they were super-ly engineered almost human robots. Which is, apparently decidedly easier to make humanoid robots in an alternate universe, considering the time is still in the 21st century...or something like that. X can mean a lot of different things. Sometimes it can be pretty hard to tell. Anyways, he made a robot named Blues-god knows why he did; maybe he has a pension for music. But, Blue wasn't a very good man-slave robot thing, cause Light made him too independent. So he ran off. Which was a really, really bad idea, cause if he didn't let someone fix him he'd probably die in the next year or so. Good job, Light. Good job. One could only imagine the not-so-much-heartbreak Light went through because of that.

So he built more robots. Cause they're just like children! And, y'know, that's what you do with children. You replace them.

But, these robots were decidedly better than Blues, cause they didn't break down and go on a rebellious streak and move into the mountains to elope. Wait...well, some of them did later, but that's a different story. Anyways, Rock and Roll (because the puns just wouldn't stop) were made to be little kids. Which, in and of itself isn't bad, it's just the unfortunate implications that can come with it. Which brings about the question-how close are the robots supposed to mimic humans? The public soon decided to never question it. Unless you were into the sort of thing. You sick, sick freak.

Rock and Roll weren't alone in their robot-hood. They had six other (well, technically eight, but everyone forgets about the other two or just doesn't care) robot brothers. Yes, all of them were guys. And let me tell you, they had the most creative names ever. We're talking Iceman, Fireman, Bombman, Cutman, and equally as original names. Dr. Light was pretty good at naming things, let me tell you.

But, suddenly, Dr. Light's evil school buddy Dr. Wily came and took over! Oh noes! So, now we have six highly destructive robots that can't be harmed by most modern-day weapons running around the city and wreaking havoc. Did Light go to jail, you ask? No, he sent his 10-year-old son to go and beat the living daylights out of his brothers. Don't you just love family?

And so, Rock, now going by the name "Rockman", or "Megaman" if you're American, but no real fan uses that name. Cause translations are for noobs and sissies who play on easy mode. So he travels around the city, beats up his brothers, fights a giant sand monster, and then proceeds to blast an old man in the face with a plasma cannon.

But he apologizes for destroying half the city! So he has to be forgiven, right?

And nine sequels later, he's still at it.