Once upon a time Sonic was in college. He enrolled in art class for no specific reason. The first thing they did was painting. They painted bulls-eyes. Why? Don't ask questions. And what did Sonic do? He spindashed through all of them. They were practically asking to be dashed through!
Sonic started to get carried away. He began to spindash through the city, he spindashed through store windows, he spindashed through cars, he spindashed through brick walls. One day he got crazy, spindashed through a bank and robbed them blind. That last one got him put in jail.
Don't do spindash, kids! Be smart, be safe.
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