Faries, and Goblins and Demons! Oh my!

by MaddHatta21

Because sometimes you should listen to your girlfriend, even IF she sounds a little batty. A series of instances where Hiei's disbelief in things he's never seen cause trouble for both himself and those around him. This is a series of stories that vary in length and shall be separated by Author's notes

1. Goblin Kings

This is . PURE CRACK.
I don't own Hiei or Jareth (as far as you know)

Sarah is NOT the Sarah from the labyrinth and this story is bound to have a bit of ooc-ness.

On to the story!

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It all started with a simple sentence. A sentence that Sarah firmly believed would work, despite Hiei's stubborn disbelief.

"I'm telling you! If I say it the goblin king will come and take you away!"

"Tch. As if I'd believe something like that."

"It's true! I read it in a book!"

"Don't believe everything you read you idiot."

Sarah stopped walking, hands on her hips, cheeks puffing out in irritation. "Well fine! Why don't we try it and see?!"

"Hn. Nonsense."

"It's not!"

Hiei stopped glaring over his shoulder, "Then say it."

Sarah hesitated for a moment but then she held her chin up high and said "I wish the goblin king would come and take you away right now."

Hiei snorted walking forward when nothing happened, and then, after the sound of a short scuffle in the darkness, someone tapped her shoulder.

Sarah turned around, looking up at a familiar face with a grin "Hi Jareth!" Her voice was singsong as she wrapped her arms around his waist in a gleeful hug. The goblin king patted her on the top of the head, his other hand pinching the bridge of his now very sore (possibly broken) nose, "Hello my dear."

Sarah stepped back gently, "I told him you would come if I called, but he didn't believe me…"

Jareth grinned, producing one of his magic orbs and presenting it to Sarah.

"Don't you want to play with this? It's very shiny."

Sarah reached for it, her eyes wide with awe "Can I?"

Jareth pulled it out of her reach, "On one condition, you forget about your little friend."

Sarah gave him a thoughtful look, "How about I can have it if I solve your magic maze?"

Jareth chuckled, "I think not."

With a sigh Sarah hooked her thumbs into her belt loops, "Well darn."

The scenery around them changed as Sarah made up her mind.

"Whoa! Is that your castle?!"

"Yes, it is."

"I LOVE it!"

"You have 13 hours to make it to the castle or your demon friend will become my goblin slave."

Sarah pouted as Jareth vanished, "But I don't have a watch…"