The Hunger Games Musical!
A/N: Yes this is my lazy way of churning out another chapter before I finish the actual chapters of actual stories. So enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Hunger Games or anything at all Disney which is where most, if not all, of the songs will be from [don't sue me].
Katniss /Belle
Katniss: [walking into through the town with an empty bag over her shoulder]Little town it's a quiet district.
Every day like the one before.
Little town full of little people, waking up to say…. [miners and district people start emerging]
Mine Worker #1: [groans]
Mine Worker #2: [groans]
Woman #1: [coughs]
Mine Worker #3: [sneezes]
Mine Worker #4: [groans]
Katniss: There goes Greasy Sae, selling her special soup.
The same old bone and wild dog stew.
Every morning never more,
Since the morning I was born,
In this poor provincial town-
Baker: [greeting her] Good morning Katniss!
Katniss: [groans]
Baker: Where you off to?
Katniss: The forest. I just spotted something in a trap. Probably a deer or a...
Baker: That's nice. Peeta! The baguettes! Hurry up! [Katniss walks away]
Group of Women: Look there she goes that girl is strange no question.
Cold and unsocial, can't you tell?
Woman #1: Never part of any crowd.
Man #1: And she never makes a sound.
All: No denying she's a funny girl that Katniss. [district people go back to what they were doing]
Mine Worker #1: [groans]
Woman #1: Good day….
Mine Worker #1: How is your family?
Woman #1: Hello.
Man #2: Good day.
Woman #1: How is your wife?
Woman #2: [going into the Hob with a basket, looking stressed] I need six eggs!
Peacekeeper: [In the Hob at Ripper's stall examining a wine bottle] That's too expensive.
Katniss: There must be more than this provincial life. [the bag over her shoulder is now filled, she enters the Hob]
Greasy Sae: Ah, Katniss.
Katniss: I've got a couple more squirrels for you. [hands the bag to her]
Greasy Sae: Already?
Katniss: I just couldn't put my bow down. You need anything new?
Greasy Sae: [shaking her head] Not today.
Katniss: That's alright. [spots the Mockingjay pin] Hey what's that?
Greasy Sae: That one?! Why it's a Mockingjay pin.
Katniss: How much do you want for it?
Greasy Sae: Well if you like it all that much, it's yours. [gives it to Katniss]
Katniss: But ma'am….
Greasy Sae: I insist.
Katniss: Well thank you. Thank you very much. [walks out of the Hob and back to the forest]
Group of men: Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well.
Group of women: Well she's always in the woods.
Group of men: She should stop and read a book.
All: What a puzzle to the rest of us, is Katniss.
Katniss: [walking through the woods] Oh! Isn't this amazing? It's my favorite because out here…. [looks around for Gale]
Here's where I meet with Gale. And then nothing really matters till chapter three…. [shrugs and hunts a deer]
Woman #3: [looking through the fence at her] Now it's no wonder that her name's a flower. Her looks have got no parallel.
Man #1: But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd.
Very different from the rest of us.
All: She's nothing like the rest of us. Yes different from the rest of us is Katniss!
[Katniss shoots the deer and goes back into the Hob to sell it. A bunch of birds fly overhead, an arrow goes through one and it falls. Rory runs to it and scoops it up into a bag]
Rory: Wow! You didn't miss a shot Gale! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world.
Gale: [emerging from the shadows, holding his bow] I know.
Rory: No beast alive stands a chance against you. And no girl for that matter.
Gale: It's true Rory. And I've got my sights set on that one. [points after Katniss]
Rory: The healer's daughter?!
Gale: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry!
Rory: But she's...
Gale: The most beautiful girl in town. That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best!? [grabs Rory by his shirt collar]
Rory: Well of course, I mean you do, I mean...
Gale: [drops Rory] Right from the moment when Darius flirted with her,
I said she's gorgeous and I fell...
Here in town, there's only she, who is as beautiful as me.
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Katniss. [heads into the district after Katniss]
Gale's groupies- Madge, Delly, Leevy: [spotting Gale] Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy?
Gale Hawthorne, oh he's so cute!
Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing. He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute.
[everyone starts going out of the Hob and to the Reapings while Gale tries to go in and talk to Katniss, they block his way. Katniss, oblivious to Gale, is trying to get out as well.]
Everyone except Katniss and Gale: [groans/coughs/sneezes/small hellos, all during this part until Katniss starts singing]
Woman #1: [groans]
Gale: Pardon. [skirts around her and goes after Katniss]
Katniss: Good day.
Woman #2: Ah-choo!
Woman #3: You call this wild dog?
Woman #4: What lovely berries!
Man #1: Some squirrel.
Woman #5: [sneezes]
Man #2: [groans]
Gale: [to Woman #5] Excuse you.
Butcher: I'll get the knife.
Gale: Please let me through!
Baker's Wife: This bread –
Woman #6: [coughs]
Baker's Wife: It's burnt!
Woman #6: [groans]
Baker: You are mistaken.
Baker's Wife: I don't think so.
Katniss: There must be more than this provincial life!
Gale:Just watch, Katniss will someday be my wife!
All: Look there she goes
The girl is strange but special
A most peculiar girl is Katniss!
Women: It's a pity and a sin
Men: She doesn't quite fit in
All: 'Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl
That Katniss! [groans/coughs/sneezes/etc.]
So depending on the reception for this, I might update. In the meantime I'll get back to work on Fans vs. Favorites and Alliance….
-THE-BANNED-AUTHOR