Hey everyone welcome to my fan fiction. This is my first story ever so please leave lots of feedback.
Chapter 1: Beginings
Kushina walks into the Hokage's office to tell her secret love that the baby will be here soon.
"Are you still doing paperwork I thought you said that you would finish up early today."
Minato looks up at his very pregnant lover and smiles.
"It's just like you to be walking around on the day you give birth. You shouldn't be so reckless."
Kushina pouted her lips, "well if someone was at home to keep me company then I might still be there."
Minato smiles while scratching the back of his head. "Well the truth is that the real me is at home probably looking for you. I have to always leave a shadow clone here to do paperwork otherwise I would never go home."
"You're at home! Do you know how long it took me to get here just to find it's not the real you!
'hm the real me is in so much trouble' is what the clone was thinking right before it burst into smoke with Kushina's hand in the middle of where it used to be.
On the other side of the village the Fourth Hokage got a sense of impending doom. He shrugged, "well hopefully the pregnancy will slow her down enough so that I don't have to spend the weekend in the hospital."
With a flash of light from the Harashin he disappeared to his office.
... or what used to be his office. When he arrived most of the furniture in the room was broken not to mention all of the Anbu that were scattered all over the floor and a glaring Kushina sitting behind his desk.
The Hokage gathered up his strength along with his jaw that had previously been on the ground.
"I can explain" he said about an octave higher than usual.
"I'm waiting for your great explanation as to why on the most important day of our lives you decided to leave me alone. Never mind if you tell me the first time our child sees you you might not look human."
Minato looked around again (sigh) "you know I love you right. The reason I was not at the house this morning was because of this." He quickly pulls a ring. "For the love of my life nothing but the best."
She waddles over to him, "sorry for going off on you, I am just scared and I need you to be with me."
Minato looks at her, "I want you to know that I never intended to propose to you in the middle of a ruined office with unconscious Anbu all around us."
Kushina in one fluid motion took the ring and hit him over the head.
"oouuchh!" Minato screamed
Not too far away in a pub surrounded by girls Jiraiya smiled to himself and made a mental note to tell his apprentice, "I told you so."
"This is beautiful Minato. Where did you get it?"
"I am glad you like it but I can't tell you where I got it." Minato smiles at her, "and that is not all, I had my Harashin seal put on the back of it. If you are ever in trouble just pump chakra into it and no matter where you are you will be transported home."
Kushina let him put the ring on her finger. Right as she was about to break down crying she felt she was really wet. She looked at her husband right before there was a yellow flash and she realized she was in a bed with Tsunade and Shizune looking down at her. Right at that moment
there was a huge explosion that rocked the room. Seconds later an Anbu shunshined into the room on one knee, "Hokage-sama, we believe that Iwagakure is trying to rebuild their village power by stealing kekki-genki from us."
Minato's mind was whirling with possibilities, "I want three Anbu squads to go to each family district and kill those that attack. Go now! I will follow shortly."
The Anbu vanished in a swirl of leaves to deliver the orders.
Kushina grabbed Minato, "do not allow our baby to be born into a destroyed village."
He looked at her with all of the love and courage he could muster "I love you more than life. I will try not to keep you waiting." He smiles then disappears in a flash of yellow.
Tsunade smile had long since disappeared "alright Kushina he is doing his job now it is time to do yours. When I say push you have to give it your all."
"What has happened so far" Minato had on all of his war attire plus his Hokage robe.
Jiraiya looked grim as he explained that they were able to keep all of the clans safe except the Uchiha District, "We think that a battalion of ninja have taken the clan leader's son that was born yesterday."
Minato's eyes grew tight with anger as he imagined his baby being taken. "I am going to go stop them please catch up as fast as possible."
Jiraiya tried to stop him but reached out to grab thin air. "Damn that kid, Kushina is going to kick my ass." He bit his thumb and summoned a toad to ride on.
"Come on Kushina your almost there! Just a little bit more! One more big push!" Tsunade was yelling but inside she was so proud of her.
After a few more minutes there was the sound of a little baby crying. Tsunade made sure that
Kushina was still conscious and then handed her the newly born baby boy. "What are you going to name him?"
Kushina marveled at what a beautiful baby was in her arms, "we decided to name him Naruto."
The Battalion leader was completely on edge. 'This is the worst idea our leader has ever had,' "Hurry everyone Konoha will not be long behind us."
Minato put on a sadistic smile and called out, "Or they could be in front of you."
The battalion leader's eyes widened to take up half of his face. He quickly recovered "take the child and run while we distract the Konoha forces."
The contingent of men assigned to bring the child back vanished.
Minato laughed out loud for all to hear, "do you think I am dumb enough to show up in front of the main force by myself."
"What do you mean" the commander all but screamed.
Off in the distance the men that had disappeared let out a massive battle cry that was stopped halfway through. "Well I think that you should head back to your village and tell them what has happened and to expect punishment." An almost comical grin crossed his face as he looked and them and said "close but no cigar"
The commander that should have been utterly defeated started to smile. "Do you think that the only reason that we are here is to steal away one kid? You shamed us greatly during the last Shanobi War and so we will take the things you hold precious from you."
Minato's grin instantly faded and his clone dispelled leaving the army of Iwa ninja alone in the forest.
"Kushina he is so beautiful" Tsunade exclaimed. "I can't wait to spoil him!"
The whistling of several kuni caught everyone in the room off guard.
Kushina instinctively covered her baby, "no!"
Tsunade and Shizune took all of the kuni in the back to leaving the new mother alone and weak from giving birth.
The four men gave her ominous smiles, "We have come to either kill or take that child back with us. You have ten seconds to decide" the leader said with a smug smile on his face.
"I would not be so quick to think that you will be taking or killing that child" said a snake-like voice that echoed around the room. "Yes you four will be great for my new experiment, ha, ha, ha."
The group of ninjas were back to back try to figure out where this newcomer was hiding. "Show yourself you cowa..." the leader managed to squeeze out before four clones of Orochimaru popped out of the soil and screamed "Secret Konoha taijutsu one thousand year of death!" The four men were thrown into the ceiling with an audible "crack."
Orochimaru laughed to himself.
"How long are you going to laugh to yourself," Tsunade said impatiently. "Hurry up and help
Shizune, I can heal myself."
"You are always to bossy it's not like four limp dick Iwa nins could kill her if they wanted to,
sheesh." but Orochimaru smiled because he knew that she was try to make him forget that he saved her yet again. He went and healed Shizune so as to not test her anger. "You know since I saved you, you owe me a favor" he smiled with his imagination running, "I know you could help me complete my research on a long lasting erection pill." He just managed to do a substitution before he had a chakra filled punch pushed all the way through his gut. "Well I'll take that as a maybe, you think about it" still using all of his stealth techniques he snuck out of the room.
"That damn snake I had it covered, hmpf" Tsunade pouted
"My lady, you know as well as I do that he saved us both not to mention the baby... I mean Naruto and Kushina." Shizune said earnestly
Tsunade sighed, "I know but don't you ever tell him that!"
Shizune nodded furiously hoping that she would not end up like Orochimaru's substitution.
-With the real Minato-
Minato focused all of the chakra he dared into his feet to make him go faster. The baby in his arms was still fast asleep. "I hope my baby looks this cute" he said with longing eyes. After a few minutes of running he came upon the Uchiha district.
It was chaos. He guesstimated that there were around fifty Iwa ninjas swarming the compound. He quickly sought out the boy's mother. He found her attempting running down the middle of a street with five ninjas after her. He also spotted the clan head fighting several Iwa nins. The Yondame rushed to the defenseless mother and gave her the child. He turned around and the nins recognized him immediately. He started to flash through several hand signs as the Iwa nins proceeded to shit their pants, "secret Konoha technique, Retreat or die no Jutsu." It took a second for the Iwa nins to realize what he had said.
"Screw this I'm out of here" screamed one of them breaking the awkward silence. This had a domino effect once the nins saw who was standing in the middle of the road. The compound cleared within a matter of seconds. Just as it cleared the Anbu teams assigned to the district showed up.
"Half of you make sure they left for good. The other half make sure the area is secure." He said walking over to Fugaku, the clan leader. "Are you alright." It seemed as though he had a deep wound across his chest.
"Heh, never better. Arrrhh it's just a scratch. Thank you for getting my child back and for saving my wife, they are both very precious to me. I owe you a debt and it will not be forgotten, I swear it upon my eyes." He proclaimed loudly for all to hear. This was un-heard of, Uchiha usually would swear on their life before their eyes.
The Yondame smiled at him with his hand behind his head, "no problem. Maybe when this is over with, I can bring my baby over and they can play together….. oh shit, my baby. Umm gotta run, see you later." He said as he flashed yellow and was gone.
"Shit that was a clone now both of our missions could fail." 'I have no doubts that they have the child but if he knows about it they could also fail in their mission.' "Get ready to move out we are going to help the other retrieval team and slow down the Yondome and his forces." Whispers filled the air about trying to take on the man who single handedly turned the tide in the last Great Shanobi War.
Jiraiya finally saw his opening and did the hundred hand signs for this particular jutsu and whispered "swamp of the underworld."
In seconds the whole Iwa force was crying out in surprise. The captain was berating himself for not sensing whoever was using this damn jutsu. "Can anyone move if you can make hand seals try ..." the capitan seemingly for no reason stopped talking and fell face first the rest of the way into the swamp with a kuni sticking out of the base of his skull.
"Sorry about that but if you struggle I will have to kill you." Jiraiya had a smug smile on, 'just imagine all the publicity I will get for this little stunt. Girls will flock to me if they are in a fifty mile radius' he thought giggling.
All of the solders recognized the Sanin and instantly threw down their weapons.
The Yondame was running at full sprint in to the place Kushina was being kept for her birth when he was tackled and hugged by Orochimaru.
"Minato-kun! It's so good to see you, it has been too long. Its seems like forever since I saw you forty-three hours, twenty minutes, and fifty-seven seconds ago." Orochimaru squealed while squeezing the life out of him.
The Yondame gritting his teeth used the better part of his chakra to pry the grown man off of him. 'Man I am never going to live that night down.'
FLASHBACK
The Yondame carefully stepped into Orochimaru's residence in Konoha. "Orochimaru I know you're here. I want to discuss a few… well a lot of complaints that I have been getting about your activities here."
"Well if it isn't the Yondame that has come and graced me with his presence" he sneered. "Oh silly me I forgot to sweep up all the remains of my last experiment" he said mockingly.
Minato looked the Sanin in the eyes, "so you do not deny that you have committed these acts of madness."
"No I don't. What are you going to do about it? You know that you cannot defeat the best of the three Sanin" he said lazily. He then stared at the Yondome with unblinking eyes, "how is it that someone as weak as you realized your dream. You have even found love, oh yes I know of Kushina. I am better then you in every way and still" he said as he turned away.
"I came prepared" he said with a grin as he unsealed a scroll and summoned a contained shockwave that shattered every glass vile in the building.
Orochimaru had no time to react he only had time to turn and see the Yondames face as he flashed away. Unfortunatly for Orochimaru the formula that he was working on for love that was nearly complete fell directly on him. He knew this formula would make him fall in love with the first person he saw. 'Please do not let me see Jiraiya first' he thought as he lost consciousness. The resounding explosion shook the surrounding neighborhood. The Yondame carefully approached the wreckage where Orochimaru's body could be found. The Yondame looked down to see Orochimaru open his eyes and stare at him.
Orochimaru jumped at the Yondame pinning him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "I love you." Then he proceeded to give him a huge kiss right on the lips.
The Yondame was stunned for a nanosecond until his brain registered what was going on. He was not really sure what happened after that but Orochimaru was in the hospital for a full moth even with his regeneration ability.
END FLASHBACK
The Yondame shook the bad memories away as he caught his breath, "Is my…. child….. safe?"
"Of course he is. What do you take me for a third rate Sanin?" he asked with his pride a little wounded. "You can thank me later Minato-kun" he said seductively.
'Over my dead body' Minato thought as he rushed in to see his wife and baby.
"Oh, he is beautiful" Minato beamed as Kushina handed him Naruto. Kushina laughed at him as he gave Naruto back to her and ran outside and proclaimed to the world "I AM A FATHER!"
So what did you think? The Fox will attack later in chapter three so don't worry. Yes, Orochimaru is a good guy in this one. Thanks for reading and please send me some feedback. See you folks next time.