First chapter of my collection of one-shots. Enjoy!

One day, Brambleclaw was at his brand new laptop, which he got from the author, as well the rest of the clan cats, as they got a laptop too. He was looking at this new internet that the author had so generously put up for the cats. It was called Warriors Explorer, and it was awesome. Brambleclaw was hungry, but didn't feel like eating fresh-kill. So he typed in Food and a bunch of Twoleg Restaurants came up in the search. He was scrolling through all of them when he came to one. He couldn't help but wonder,

"What the Heck is Burger King?"

"Burger King is a restaurant where they make things such as Hamburgers and French Fries. But since you are a cat, you wouldn't know what those things are." A great booming voice says out of nowhere. The cats other than Brambleclaw don't seem to notice, although cats are looking at him strangely when he replies into thin air,

"Thank you O' Great and Mysterious Booming Voice!" So he goes to Firestar's den, where he sees Firestar looking at something naughty and what make Sandstorm mad. Firestar quickly notices Brambleclaw, and quickly and guiltily shuts the laptop. He looks at Brambleclaw and asks,

"Please don't Sandstorm. She'll kill me if she knows." Brambleclaw makes his promise, and Firestar recomposes himself. Then meows,

"What do you want?"

"I was wondering, I found this Burger King, a Twoleg restaurant, and I was wondering. Could we go there for dinner?" Firestar puts his thoughtful face on and mews,

"Why not?" he jumped out of his den and called the clan to meet. The cats gathered and he mewed,

"Brambleclaw has something interesting to tell us. Brambleclaw?" Firestar flicked his tail and Brambleclaw gulped nervously. He stepped onto the Highrock. He was really nervous, since he thought he would get up here if he was leader. He took a gulp and mewed to the entire clan,

"Cats of Thunderclan, I found a Twoleg Restaurant named Burger King, and I thought that we should check it out." Firestar replaces me, and feeling the overwhelming wave of relief flowing out me. He looks at me, a surprising sympathetic look in his eyes. He stands up to the clan and mews,

"We are going. Who's with me?" all of the clan was caterwauling with agreement. So we set off for Burger King.

Two hours later, we find the Burger King. They took a monster, but Berrynose, as stupid and snotty as he was, claimed that he was the best driver out of all of them. So Berrynose kept driving in the wrong, causing us to get an hour off schedule. Due to his stupid-ness, Berrynose had to shuffle around in trash for half-eaten food while the rest of the clan enjoyed freshly-made burgers and fries.

"Good food." The clan all said while they munched. The Burger King had closed by the time they had finished. Then the cats got a very, very bad idea. Since the twolegs are gone, why not get the rest of the burgers and fries? The clan cats set up a plan:

Step 1: Find the cooked leftover fries and burgers.

Step 2: Find the eternity-leaf-bare-hole and raid that.

Step 3: Gather all of the food in one area.

Step 4: EAT THE ENTIRE PILE!

Now that had been decided, they had split into groups as shown:

Raiders: Graystripe, Brambleclaw, Sandstorm, Dustpelt, Goldenflower, Mousefur, Whitestorm, Yellowfang, Cinderpelt, Fernpaw and Ashpaw

Watchers: Firestar, Strompaw, Featherpaw, Mistyfoot, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Sorreltail

Gatherers: Icecloud, Foxleap, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Longtail, Hazeltail, Berrynose, Mousewhisker and Brackenfur

Then the Raiders ran to the cooked leftovers and dropped that on the ground for the Gatherers to gather and put them in the middle of the twoleg eating area. The Watchers Yowled and everyone hid the food and hid themselves, so the twolegs wouldn't suspect a thing. Then they got back to work. At 2:00 in the Morning, they had finished gathering. With Firestar's order, everybody dug in. At 3 in the morning, they had finished and all of them were fast asleep.

The next morning, a worker named Bob found the cats and the wrappers all over the place. He panicked, and called Animal control and the manager. The manager recalled that the night before he saw a large group of cats looking similar to these prowling around the restaurant last night, but he didn't know how they got into the building. So he said called the newest employee, named Joe, and asked him if he left the door to the restaurant open. Joe said yes, and the manager fired him. Thunderclan woke up, looked at the twolegs, and ran off, back to their camp.

When Firestar went up to Brambleclaw, they looked each other in the eyes and both said at the same time,

"Let's NOT do that again."

Well, how did you like it? Good? Well, review. The next Adventure, To MCDONALD'S!

SL