Me-Alright…I know I'm crazy, but this was a strange idea that hit me when I was at Yumacon…

Saabel-We thought we'd test this out, so yeah…enjoy…

Warning- random crap, yaoi later…..and language

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Chapter 1

Urahara Shoten

L sat in his usual way, dropping sugar cubes in his tea. He stared at the man across from him, who was possibly just as strange as himself. And on old friend of his.

Kisuke Urahara smiled past his tea cup, "Nee, L-kun, you haven't touched your tea."

"…Sorry, I was just thinking."

"About?"

"Raito." L sighed, turning to look at the trap door leading to the basement.

"Oh, don't worry, Ichigo and Hichigo won't go too hard on him," Kisuke grinned.

"Yes, I know, but he has just recently become a Soul Reaper…"

"Don't worry, he'll be fine. Ah, here they come now." Kisuke laughed, "Renji bring a med kit!"

"Right!" The red head's voice was heard from another room.

Ichigo, Hichigo, and Raito climbed out and headed for the table. Raito had a couple of bumps and bruises. Hichigo was untouched, he was referee. Ichigo had some scrapes, but was much better than Raito.

Renji wandered out of the kitchen with some medical supplies. He grinned at them and Hichigo helped him Ichigo and Raito up.

"Raito-kun…"

"Hmmm?" Raito looked at L.

"You ok?"

Raito sweatdropped, "I'm fine L, besides, if I don't fight, how will I get stronger?"

"I know just…don't push it."

"I know I know," Raito grinned, kissing L's cheek. He sat next to Ichigo and started up a conversation.

"It's amazing you found him again. Does he remember?" Kisuke asked L.

"Remember what, Kira? It doesn't seem like it. Or at the very least, he doesn't remember that he was. That's why I gave you the Death Note."

"Ah, yes, Ryuk is very disappointed that I won't use it. But according to the rules, he can't take it until the owner dies."

"One of the benefits of being immortal, yes?" L sighed, "Of course there are drawbacks as well."

"Are you referring to the fact that you're a Dhamphire? Or is it your Werewolf half?"

"Both. I'm grateful that I don't have to drink blood, but going into heat every full moon is irritating…"

"Don't whine L," Another voice added behind him, "I drink blood, though I don't go into heat…"

"Well BB-kun, that is because you are more vampire than werewolf, whereas your twin is the opposite." Kisuke smiled brightly behind his fan.

"Bah," BB replied, slipping strawberry jam covered fingers into his mouth.

"That's gross," Hichigo growled.

"Bite me," BB growled around his fingers.

"I do think it's convenient that the death Note has no effect on immortals." Kisuke grinned behind his fan.

"Well it makes sense, we are capable of living forever. That and the Death Note only mentions humans." L sipped his tea.

Ichigo and Raito turned toward them, "Hey L?"

"Yes what can I do for you?"

"What's your favorite food?" Raito asked.

"Tea," L replied.

"Ummmm…L tea's a drink, not a food…" Ichigo stated dumbly.

"Not if you do it right." L grinned at him.

They both stared at him for a minute, then at each other, then back at him.

Hichigo sighed, "King ya starin'."

Kisuke was laughing his ass off behind his fan.

Renji was actually trying to figure out how to make tea into food.

BB smirked, "You're all idiots." When everyone looked at him questioningly, "He likes strawberries."

L laughed and nodded, "But it's more fun to confuse you."

"So ya can' make tea inta food?" Hichigo asked.

"I've never actually tried…" L stated.

"I'm sure it's possible," Raito smiled.

Everyone was in their gigia (Ummm…please tell me if it's spelled wrong.). Raito had been enrolled in Ichigo's school, along with Hichigo and Renji.

Raito had become a Soul Reaper right after he died, which was probably because he had used the Death Note. He kept all his memories, excluding the fact that he was Kira. He remembered the long nights helping L try to track down Kira. He also remembered his other, more personal, experiences with L.

Hichigo, in his gigia did not have the black surrounding his irises, just a regular white. He separated, permanently, from Ichigo with the help of Kisuke. And he was immediately accepted by Ichigo's family.

Renji lived with Ichigo as well, in a small room.

Raito lived with L, after L told him he didn't want to lose him again. He helps L solve cases in his spare time.

L lives in a house down the road from the Urahara Shoten. It wasn't too big or too small. He remained a detective, since he never died.

BB lives in an apartment by Orohime's house. He looks exactly like L except he has red eyes.

Kisuke grinned, "You all should head home, you have school tomorrow."

"Right," Ichigo said, dragging his two idiots home.

BB shrugged, "Whatever."

L smirked, dragging Raito out.

Soon Kisuke was alone, well mostly. He still had a ninja cat woman, who was around here somewhere. And as he thought that, Yoroichi ran out the door to go find Soi Fon.

"Ah, alone at last," Kisuke grinned, taking the dishes into the kitchen to wash them.

Suddenly, there was a large crash outside….

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Me-OMG a cliffie

Saabel-Yea, we are trying to make Kisuke the main character.

Kisuke-If we get flames, I will fan them off with my awesome fan. If we get compliments, or if people have any helpful ideas or suggestions will be appreciated.

Me-And review, good or bad, and you get a hug from my cast.