Hey!! Another story, I know. This is a multi-chapter fic, and this is the first chapter! Thought that was hopefully obvious. I really hope you like it. And don't forget to review so you can tell me what you think!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.


Lady Lily was in great distress.

She was enduring what most would call a dream, but what she considered a nightmare.

Prince James fancied Lily, but Lily did not wish to be fancied Prince James. Thus, this created her distress. And when someone is distressed, they tend to get pimples on their forehead, and who wants to see a lady with a forehead that looks like spires on a castle?

Prince James fancied her, and that was every girls' dream, as not only was he royalty and rich, but extremely charming and handsome. And what about this made Lily stressed? Why, the fact that she did not wish to be fancied by Prince James. She didn't want to see Prince James. Ergo, she didn't want to breathe the same air as James, while every girl in the kingdom was falling at his feet to just breathe his air.

Now, why, when Lady Lily was a smart, sensible, and pretty Lady, did she not want him to fancy her, and why did she not fancy him?

And the answer was simple. Well, really only to Lady Lily. No one else quite got her reasoning.

Lady Lily did not fancy Prince James because she thought he was arrogant and egotistical. And he knew that he was charming and handsome, which made the condition worse.

And like I said before, no one really got that...