Author'a Note: This really has no rhyme or reason. It's a series of drabbles that just struck me one day. They aren't in chronological order right now, so the other drabbles that go along with this will be posted at a later date.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.


Megumi hid a grin as she read the love letter. Only Sai. Only he would write something like this as a love letter. Honestly.

Megumi-chan,

Your hair is golden like the sun. Your smile makes me feel warm. I am glad you are dick-less.

- Sai

At first she wasn't sure if she should take the letter seriously, but then she remembered that this was a letter from Sai.

Sai was still struggling to understand emotion after being in ROOT for so long; and the picture he had painted of her smiling in the setting sun was gorgeous. She had no idea he had painted her, or that he saw her in such a way.

Smiling softly as she looked at the beautiful depiction of herself, then snorting in amusement as she looked at the letter and read the 'dick-less' comment she made her decision.

Tomorrow she would treat him to some ramen.