Hey! Hope you enjoy this Tratie one-shot! (I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, nor the characters, by the way!)
Enjoy! ~Bubbles
"Aw, come on Katie! You know you love me!" Travis whined, following after a mad girlfriend of his.
"Not at the moment, Stoll," she snapped and stomped further away from him.
Travis caught up and stepped out in front of her. "Aw come on! Just because I accidently mistaken Gigi as you and made out with her before realizing it was NOT you in front of everyone DOESN'T mean you can be all cold shoulder on me!" Katie gave him a blank stare.
Katie pushed him away. "How could you mistake your OWN girlfriend of six months for some new camper that doesn't even look like me?"
"She looked like you from behind! And the second, I realized that you tasted funny, I realized it wasn't you but Gigi!" Katie looked at him dubiously.
"And what am I supposed to taste like, Travis?" she asked him.
Travis sighed of relief. Usually, when a girl asks this question, he'd respond ever so romantically that she'd forget everything that just happened and passionately make out with him.
Haha, yeah right.
"Like strawberries, babe. Juicy, plump, ripe strawberries," he replied staring at her lips.
Her facial expression read "what the heck?"
"Oh really, Travis? You like strawberries?" she stepped closer to him.
His plan was working.
"Yes, I looovve them," he responded, taking a step closer to her.
Katie stepped away and put her grudge face on. "Well that's too bad, cause you ain't getting no strawberries for a looonng time, Stoll," she bluntly said and walked away.
Travis just stood there, thinking she was joking. Then it hit him as she was a good distance from him.
"Wait, WHAT? What do you mean by 'looonng' Katie?" he called over to her.
She laughed to herself. "Until pigs fly, Travis!" And then she disappeared.
All that Travis knew was that he needed a pig on a roof now.