A/N "Sexy" was... WELL SEXYY. Kurt's sexy faces were OMFG, second hand embarassment much? Poor bb. I still think you're sexy Kurtie (: even if Blaine thinks you have gas pains. Speaking of Blaine, "Kurt, you're blushing." YEAH BLAINE, PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP. And his face when Kurt says that he's watched porn before. lolcantbreathe. Here is a different version of the conversation between Blaine and those two girls who got rejected, except here it's just Blaine and one girl. Enjoy :D
The Warblers, excluding Kurt and Blaine, all went home after their performance of "Animal," which had the Crawford Country Day girls screaming, literally, for more. One girl decided to stay, hoping for some Warbler loving, and she then spotted her victim. Approaching the curly-haired soloist, she tapped his shoulder.
"Call me," Julie said, adding a sultry smile and handing him her number.
Blaine chuckled. "Sweet but, not on your team."
She looked slightly deterred but composed herself once more. "Ah, I should've figured. Anyone with that much gel in their hair must be at least metro," she paused, considering whether her statement was offensive, "No offense."
With a laugh, "No, I get that all the time."
"So how 'bout that porcelain-faced angel back there?" she asked, pointing to Kurt who was fixing his hair.
"Kurt? Gay as the 4th of July," he paused now, considering whether or not what he said may offend Kurt, "No offense to him or the holiday," he said before adding a sheepish smile.
Why are all the hot ones gay? she thought, but she realized she said it out loud once she heard the other's laugh, which really shouldn't be that attractive if he's gay.
"Yeah yeah, now you know I think you're hot, back to the point. That kid is what gets your heart racing isn't it?"
I'mma get your heart racing in my skintight jeans... Her question reminded him of his singing "Teenage Dream" to Kurt all of those months ago, which in turn made him think about Kurt, his eyes, his hair, his ohsosoft hands, and he realized that he was starting to drool, so he quickly brought himself out of his undapper thoughts and answered.
"What do you mean?" Wes and David always told him to play the dumb card when he didn't want to answer the question.
Slightly irritated, "I know I may come from a private school, but I am not above kicking you in the shin if you decide to be stubborn," she huffed. "Just answer the question? That darling, Kurt you said? He's your eye candy isn't he?"
Knowing he would lose, "Yeah," he said, slightly defeated.
She paused for a moment and then, "He has no idea does he?"
Damn this girl is perceptive. "No."
"Figured. Look, I may have known you for, what, fifteen minutes? But I can tell you that you better snatch him up before someone else does," and with that, she left a confused hobbit.
A/N So YAY! "Original Song" is tomorrow! :D The songs are AH-MAZING. I basically just love the Warblers' and Kurt's songs. :P (I don't understand all the hate for "Candles." I think Kurt and Blaine sang it wonderfully. [:)