This isn't a serious piece, just a fun Tratie!

"Conner, why are we here?" Drew asked. "Yeah Stoll? This better not be a prank." Katie said. "Girls, girls. I am about to make one of your dreams come true." "You're going to jump off a cliff?" Katie said with hope in her eyes. "No Katie dear. We are going to do a contest. The winner gets…" He pulled a tarp and there hung a tied up Travis. He was making muffled yells at Conner. "Ok Ladies. Travis here is going to pick after a few questions. Question 1. If Travis asked you out, how long would you take to get ready?" "Well, I would have to get my make-up on, which is like an hour, then find the perfect outfit, another hour. Then my hair, hour and a half, then shoes, 30 minutes. Then purse, 15 minutes. So…" "Drew, that is 4 hours and 15 minutes." Katie said emotionless, bored to death. "Ok Katie, what about you?" "Well, first I would ask him what we were doing, then I would pull out an outfit depending on what he wants to o. which would be like 10 minutes. I would probably put my hair up or straighten it, which is like 5 minutes, and I would wear my sneakers, because he will get us in trouble and we would have to run away. So about 15 minutes." Travis was smirking at Katie's complement on getting in trouble. Conner pulled of the tape. "Gods Conner! Let me down!" "Who gets the point?" "Katie, but…" Conner put it back. "Ok, Katie gets one point, next question! How would you like Travis to ask you out?" "I would want him to buy me tons of flowers and announce is undying love for me! Then buy me a gold necklace and ask me to a fancy dinner." Drew said. Travis rolled his eyes "I would just want a simple, 'Hey Gardner! Wanna go out some time?' I'm not picky, I just want right to the point." "Travis?" "Stop ripping off so hard! Gardner! Don't you dare put that back Conrad St…" "OK, now that that's done. Katie has another point. This question is worth 2 points. What would you do if Travis was kissed by another girl?" "I would grab that girl by the hair and pull her of my man." "I would break up with him for not unlocking lips with her." "Drew!" Travis quickly spat out. "OK Final question. Where would you want to go on a date with Travis?" "A fancy restaurant! We could get lobster and have an ocean view of the Pacific ocean." "Um, Drew. The pacific is the west coast." "I know." "Ok. Katie?" "Well, we could do anything, a cheap movie, a walk in the park, bowling, bowling we both LOVE bowling." "Travis?" "Katie!" "Ok, Katie, you win! Your prize!" He tossed her a dagger. He tapped his shoes and flew away. "Katie cut him down slowly so he wouldn't fall on his face. "You ok?" "Yeah. So Gardner? Wanna go bowling?" "Sure, I'd love too."

So, the ending was a fail, a pure, epic, fail. No flaming, please. I thought this one was really funny.