Per his usual Monday morning tradition, Finn gets to school thirty minutes early. He is sitting on the bed of his truck, a Finn Hudson breakfast burrito on his lap, watching all the students slowly trickling in.
He's watching as Mr. Schue and Ms. Pillsbury, both sporting ear-to-ear smiles, walk side by side to the school entrance. Distracted by how close the two teachers are standing, he does not notice when someone sits next to him.
He turns to see a uniform of red and white and long bare legs. He greets her with a grin.
"Hey, Brit."
"That is monstrous." She says, nodding at his lap, "What did you put in that thing?"
"Well…" Fin starts counting ingredients on his free hand, "There's bacon, shredded cheese, french fries, beef, scrambled eggs, jalapenos--"
She gives a little happy clap. "Ohhh, I love jalapenos!"
"Oh, me too!" he agrees with a nod, "And then two of my secret ingredients."
"Secrets? Oh, tell me!"
He looks at her, a glint in his eye, eager to share the awesomeness that is the Finn Hudson breakfast burrito.
He offers it to her cautiously, as if he was handling his first born.
"Want to have a bite?" he said.
"I would be honored," she nods, accepting the proffered burrito as if she would be holding baby Drizzle herself. She takes a respectful bite, then… "Oh my god, is that tater tots and flaming hot cheetos?"
"Bingo!" he said, excitedly. Finally. Someone who gets him and the burrito.
"You, sir, are a genius." She said, giving him a worshiping half bow.
"I know, right? Tell that to Quinn. She called it gross."
"Quinn likes celery. Clearly she is not on our level. But you know what would make it even better?"
"What?" he said, eagerly.
"Drum roll, please."
She lets Finn drum the tops of his thighs for a dramatic moment, then, "Nacho cheese."
Finn looks at her, his face a stunned mix of awe and wonderment, "You, ma'am, are a genius."
She basks in his compliment and rewards him with a wide grin. "I know, right?"
"We should open up a restaurant someday."
"Totally. And if it doesn't work out we can work in the cafeteria. I bet we'd look good in matching hair nets."
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Happily, they did not become the lunch lady and lunch man of McKinley High.
With a little seed money from a well-off Mike Chang and advice from a business-shrewd Quinn Fabray, Brittney and Finn opened up restaurant. To this day, the Drizzle Breakfast Burrito remains one of their most popular items.
The End
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No idea where this came from. I just started writing during half time of the football game and this is what came out. All in all, I had a blast writing it.