Pairings[NejiTen [SasuSaku (Warning: May be a tad OOC)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, well... -starts fantasizing about fake NejiTen and SasuSaku that she would put in the anime and manga-
Notes:
NejiTen - inner self
SasuSaku - thoughts
"NejiTen! SasuSaku!" - normal speech

Hyuuga and Uchiha Prodigy Dictionary

Hn - the word used when one has nothing else to say

-NejiTen-

"Nejiiiiii!"

"Hn."

"Don't you have anything better to say?!"

"Hn."

"C'monnnnnnnnn!"

Neji studied Tenten. She looked completely annoyed, probably willing to do anything to make him say any thing but 'hn'. He thought she kind of looked cute when she was mad like this.

Oh, I wouldn't say just cute...

Who are you?

Oh, me? I'm Inner Neji! Wait, that rhymes!!

So, I have an idiot in my brain. Great.

Yeah, yeah. Anyways, remember that dream you had of that girl by the lake, you were holding her?

I try to forget...

That was Tenten.

What?! That couldn't be Tenten.

It was. I was exagerating her features.

She doesn't need her features exagerated to make her perfect.

"Nejiiii? Hellloooo? Earth to Nejiii?" Tenten was waving her hand in front of his face. Neji's face soon showed he was tuned in once again.

"Hn." Tenten's face turned as red as tomatoes, her fist clenched together as id there were no tomorrow. "Hyuuga. Neji."

"Hn? Wha-" He was cut off when she grasped his shirt and forcefully crashed her lips upon his. He was completely shocked. She pulled away, a satisfied look on her face. "Now, do you have something to say?!"

"Hn..."

"NEJIIII!!"

-NejiTen-

-SasuSaku-

"Sasuke-kun..." Sakura looked at him, her eyes gleaming.

"Hn." Why is she so cute like that?

'Cause you like her.

Great. I have an inner.

Kiss her.

What?! No!

Fine. It's your loss. But those lips certainly look inviting.

Sasuke started to stare at her lips. A small smile graced them when she noticed he was staring at her, a blush creeping across his face.

"Is Sasuke-kun blushing?" Sakura was beaming, yet blushing at the same time.

"Hn."

"Sasuke-kunnnn! Talk to me!!" Sakura pouted.

Damn, she's so adorable when she does that! Don't you agree?

Fine, I agree. Now, GO AWAY.

Fine. But I'm going to make you do one last thing...

Sasuke couldn't feel his body for a second. But when he could, he felt something warm on his lips. His mouth was over Sakura's. Damn you inners for knowing what we want.

Sasuke pulled away for a second. Sakura wore a huge blush, her mouth forming a grin. She giggled, and he smiled. Not smirked. SMILED. The smile that only Sakura would ever see.

-SasuSaku-

Are they too much alike? Sorry if they are! I better move on to they next word. No, they aren't in alphabetical order.

-DanniGUser