Well, I've been trying to stick to character's no one has done yet. But I've nearly run out of those, so...

25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

(WARNING:#14 Contains Sexual Referances)

(#s 26-30 are credit to AnimeFanatic223)

1)Don't ask if he bathes in kool-aid to keep blue

2)Don't ask if he's so fast because he's addicted to meth

3)Don't give him a copy of Sonic the Hedgeog for the XBox 360

4)If you do, don't be suprised when you hear SEGA was destroyed by a suicide bomber. A blue suicide bomber

5)Don't put him against Shadow in a race. Shadow will use Chaos Control

6)Don't put him against Silver in a race. Silver will use his powers to hold him in place and win.

7)Don't put him against Amy in a race. Neither of them will win because Amy will begin the part of bishie rapist.

8)Don't show him Quacker and Bowen's, "Top 10 Reasons to Believe Sonic is Gay"

9)If you do, laugh and point out that a few of them are actually true.

10)Don't question why his best friend is an 8-year-old boy.

11)Don't ask why, 'If he's so super fast, then why doesn't he try to cop a cheap feel off Rouge like any real man would?'

12)Don't ask if he's addicted to rings

13)Don't tell him you gave Chris Thorndyke a Sonic doll for his birthday.

14)If you do, laugh and show him a picture of it, ripped to shreds and covered in semen. Sonic will most likely pass out.

15)After that, don't ever make him play Kingdom Hearts. If you do, hey may start screaming, 'RAPE! RAPE!"

16)Don't tell him that the guy that voiced him on SatAM was the same guy that played Urkel from family matters.

17)If you do, remind him that that was reason #7 to believe he is gay.

18)Don't ask him to curl up and roll around for your amusement.

19)If for some reason he does, don't strap duct tape around him and use him as a soccerball.

20)Sonic's spines, or Modanna's breasts? Which are pointier? YOU DECIDE! Lifeboat test.

21)Don't plant a tracking device on him and give the other part to Amy

22)Don't give a love letter to Amy with Sonic's name signed on it.

23)Don't ive a love letter toTails with Sonic's name signed on it.

24)Don't give a love letter to Shadow with Sonic's name signed on it.

25)Don't be suprised when the next day, Sonic will have a hammer embedded in his fore head, a wrench in both his legs, and a Chaos Spear in his back.

26) Don't untie his shoe laces.

27) If you do, don't offer to help tie his shoes, then tie the laces together.

28) If you do, don't laugh and point at him when he trips as he tries to run.

29) Don't destroy all the chilli dog stands and blame it on Shadow.

30) If you do, don't record Sonic's futile attempts to kill Shadow and post them on Youtube.