This is my first MLP:FIM fic... and possibly my only.
It's a hardcore crackfic. If you get easily offended by people making fun of MLP, I suggest you leave now.
The credit for this idea goes to Allie-Knight!
DISCLAIMESTRIA: I do not own My Little Pony. That goes to whichever wackjob created it...
Third Person POV
It was a normal day in Ponyville. Fluttershy was tending to animals, Applejack was kicking apple trees, Pinkie Pie was shooting herself out of her party cannon, Rainbow Dash was chillaxing on a cloud, Rarity was going to the spa for the fifth time that day, and Twilight Sparkle was boring the bejeezes out of Spike by reading to him.
"AND SO," Twilight finished dramatically, "Princess Celestia became ruler of the day, while Princess Luna became ruler of the night."
"Zzz..." Spike was snoring on the floor.
"Spi-ike!" Twilight Sparkle whined. "I'm trying to read you Equestria's Greatest Myths and Legends!"
Spike startled awake. "Equestria! Celestia! Rarity!"
The magical pony raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess. You were dreaming about saving Equestria by freeing a kidnapped Celestia and Rarity was all over you?"
Spike hmphed, crossing his arms.
Twilight snickered. "Don't worry, Spike, only one myth/legend left."
The baby dragon sighed, caving in. "What is it?"
Twilight held up the book excitedly. "The Legend of the Unipegasusicorn!"
Spike furrowed his eyebrows. "What's a Unipegasusicorn?"
"Well, read the legend!" The pony insisted.
"Long before Equestria came to be, there was another kingdom. It's name was Azoturia.
A beautiful pegasus queen and unicorn king ruled the land for years. When they finally had a baby daughter, they named her Starlight Wing.
Princess Starlight Wing was extraordinarily beautiful and loved by her people. They began to call her the Unipegasusicorn, for she was both unicorn and pegasus.
But one day, Starlight Wing disappeared. They say she was kidnapped and must be rescued by six of the bravest ponies and then, but only then, will she encase Equestria in magic and protect it for eternity.
Spike looked up from the book. "This is a lame legend," he grumbled.
Meanwhile, Twilight was pacing around. "Six bravest ponies? That must be me! And Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy, and Applejack, and Pinkie Pie! COME ON SPIKE LET'S GO SAVE THE UNIPEGASUSICORN!"
-3 days later-
"And what did you learn from this?" Princess Celestia asked the group of ponies.
Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Spike all spoke in unison.
"Never trust Twilight Sparkle."
Yeeeeeep.
That was random.
It was meant to be longer, but... eh, whatevs.
R&R! Flame! THIS IS A FLAME-WORTHY FIC SO FLAME ME.