Jigglypuff held up a large box above her head. The box was very plain looking except for thew word 'Complecatrix' written in a mix of colors. The three Smashers scanned the abnormally large box carefully, making sure this wasn't some prank with Kirby or some small Pokemon hidden inside.
"What is it?" Luigi asked.
"It's a box!" Captain Falco replied.
"Jiggly!"
Jigglypuff had set the box down on the ground. Using her floating powers, she puffed herself up and on top of the box. She tried to open it with her stubby hands but sadly could not. Captain Falcon had then used his own hands to pry the box open with success. Inside the box were lots of different parts and pieces all inside tiny plastic bags. A pamphlet lied on top of it all to which Luigi picked up.
"Complecatrix, the game of-a hours and hours of-a fun...?" Luigi read.
Jigglypuff nodded.
Luigi opened up the pamphlet to read on how to set it up. Both Captain Falcon and Ness stood beside him, reading off his shoulder. After ten minutes of reading Luigi closed the book.
"It's so complecated!" Luigi said.
"Oh come on! That's quitter talk!" Captain Falcon said. He then turned his head to Jigglypuff. "We'll get this game set up!"
"But the doesn't make-a sense! Why do you need-a enormous hat? How do you-a do surgery on-a tiny plastic mouse-a?" Luigi asked.
"You never know until you try!" Captain Falcon said. "Now let's set this up!"
...
Hours later, four heads laid upon a wooden table. Pieces were scattered on the floor, euros were loosing held on dangling hands, and hats were falling off. All four had regret their decision on playing Complecatrix. There was no way to win, they were tired off switching seats every four and a half turns, and when the popper popped all the pieces and forced them to start all over that was it. They gave up. They prayed that nobody would ever have to endure that pain.
That's when Pit came into the room and admired the game.
"That looks like fun! I think I'll get Pitto, Ike, and Shulk to play!" Pit said as he picked up the game board.
"No don't!" The Hidden Four cried.
In the background, a woman's voice sung "It's hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and years!"
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AN: An apology fanfiction for all my friends (Er... friend) and readers who were waiting for me to do something (I'm sorry Gintan ;-; I still have yet to reply) This is saying that I'm not dead (yet) For those worried that Fire Bound and Mother Icarus were never updating well you can put those fears to rest. However, I am in special circumstances where I will have severely less time online and writing so I'm sorry.