WARNING: The content below may cause excessive loss of brain cells.
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Atticus strolled casually into the black-haired boy's room with his usual hunk poise, arms full with a giant grey box.
"Here's your present from the Chancellor, a little token for all the graduates-to-be. Oh don't feel too flattered 'cause everyone got one. It's a lovely Macintosh!"
Chazz's eyes widened. The word 'Macintosh' sounded absolutely unfamiliar and foreign to him. He didn't know what in the world a Macintosh was, but he didn't want to embarass himself in front of his brother-in-law-to-be (or so he thought). Just at that moment, a loud rumbling noise erupted from his belly, earning a sheer look of disgust from the other youngster in the room. Chazz could only grin sheepishly and tried to keep his cool.
"Just as well. I was hungry anyway. Are there large fries? Or apple pies?" He reached his hand into the box. Upon groping around and realising that the object inside was not what he thought it would be, he swallowed a giant gulp of saliva and turned to face Atticus, forcing a weak smile onto his face.
"Um, I er, must have been feeling a little too hungry after lifting weights at the gym just now. You know, muscular guys burn out pretty easily..." He fished the laptop out onto the table, trying hard not to choke on his saliva.
Atticus raised his eyebrows. Chazz was even more moronic than he thought - how was this fool going to go after his sister? And he didn't remember having weights in their gym. The only incident he could recall was Chazzamoron riding on the tricycle and falling off with his four limbs pointed towards the sky. It was so stupid, it made carrot juice ooze out of Dr. Crowler's distorted nose. He shook his head and glared at him.
Chazz, on the other hand, was staring at the white Mac with a pure confuzzled look . He stared and stared and stared, which kind of pissed Atticus off.
"Idiot," Att muttered under his breath, "What, you have mutant powers now? Telekinesis? Do you think you can use open the laptop just by staring?" He grunted, yanking it open.
Chazz's mouth was now gaping wide open with awe. Never in his life had he seen all the letters of the alphabet having a gathering like this, even the punctuation marks and some other weird symbols were there, and he found it amazingly amusing. He blinked his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Atticus took a deep breath to prevent himself from exploding.
"Press. this. button. and. turn. the. goddamn. thing. on!" He was nearly hyperventilating. "Now..you need to set a password for your laptop. Type using those keys on it..But since no one's interested in your belongings AND you, you can leave it I suppose."
Chazz grinned from ear to ear, and began typing his desired password for his Macintosh laptop. Atticus, being a curious soul, bent over and peeked at what he typed. Which was pretty easy to see, since his speed was probably one letter per minute.
P-E-N-I-S. Penis. It was his password! However it was the popout on the screen that caused his to burst into a hysterical fit of laughter before fainting.
The popout read: Password not long enough.
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Beta-read by Qu-ko. Thanks!
Sorry, that was totally random and stupid I understand. But seriously I need to torture somebody to make myself feel better!
P/S Sorry, Chazz. It wasn't on purpose.
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