Disclaimer: I don't own the teen titans.
I was going about my own business. I was workin' on my T-Car while I was rockin' out to Barry Manilow. All of a sudden, one of my friends came down and I shut off the music to listen to her.
"Hey Cyborg!" Wow, it's been a while since she's talked to me.
"Hey Starfire! What's up?" I asked.
"Robin wanted me to ask you to run a few errands for him." Starfire said.
"Why doesn't he get someone else to do it?" I asked. I was really enjoying myself down here in the garage.
"Well, Robin is very busy doing the…taxes. He obviously would not send Beast Boy after the last time." Starfire explained. I cringed at the thought of what happened last time with Beast Boy…I don't really want to get into it, but let's just say he's not allowed in the post office again.
"What about Raven?" I asked.
"She refuses to. Besides, you know she is also pregnant. She's been very moody lately." Starfire said.
"Speaking of 'pregnant', aren't you on bed rest?" It was more of a statement than a question.
"Yes, I should be." I gave her a look. "But Cyborg, I cannot stand it! I do not like laying in bed all of the time." I sent her back up to bed and told her that I would do the errands. I never knew Starfire could be so stubborn! She's due any day now. She and Robin are having a baby girl together and decided on the name Tiara Belle (first and middle name). Raven was carrying Beast Boy's child. Raven wanted to keep it a surprise, so we won't know for three months or so of what the gender of the child is.
Anyway, I had to go to the grocery store, the post office, and the bank to cash a check. First, I went to go to the grocery store. Let me tell you, I needed two carts to buy all of the food we go through in two weeks. And with Starfire and Raven pregnant, we needed even more food.
After two hours of grocery shopping, I went to the bank that was conveniently next to the store. I quickly cashed the check and drove over to the post office.
When I arrived at the post office, the line was super long! I was standing there for at least ten minutes when I got the feeling that I needed to poop. I squirmed and must have looked like a fool! But I didn't care; I had to hold it. I saw the bathroom in the distance. But I couldn't go and lose my place in that ridiculously long line! I tried and tried but then I felt as if I had to explode! I was near the "out of town slot" where people drop their mail in to mail it out of town!
I pushed the slot open and saw that there was an empty basket where the letters would be collected. I saw that no one was really paying attention to me, so I took down my metal underwear. I navigated my butt to the slot and diarrhea rushed out of me. I let out a number of large farts. People were staring and leaving the post office. The stench was nasty. The manager came over to me and yelled at me to leave. I stayed there, still pooping. "Can you mail these for my friends please?" He took them angrily and through me out of the post office. Well, now I guess two titans aren't allowed back there! Except Beast Boy's incident at the post office was only putting in slime through the "out of town slot"…
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