Pineapplebombgirl and NoName-chan: HEY~!
Lavi: Uh oh, here we go...
Piña: *glomps Lavi and starts petting his hair* Today, we present to you something we've never done before...
NoName-chan: A COWRITE FANFICTION~!
Lavi: ... A what?
Piña: It MEANS, we're writing this together! :D
NoName-chan: *does some sort of muscle spasm dance of inspiration* WOO HOO~! *trips and smacks into a wall* OW!
Pina: XD epic noname-chan, very epic XD
NoName-chan: why thank you~
Pina: *bows* it was my pleasure
Noname-chan: but the pleasure was mine *bows back*
-the two begin a bowing contest and complimenting eachother.
Lavi: -_- wow...hey you guys *they ignore him* of! I raises pretzel and shovel*
NoName-chan and Pina: *le gasp* PRETZEL/SHOVEL~ *both lunge for the item they desire*
Lavi: why are you guys even doing this?
NoName-chan: doing what? *pets her shovel and calls it her precious*
Pina: the cowriting? Cuz we wanted too :3 GOTTA PROBLEM?!
Lavi: *yelp* uh uh nope!
NoName-chan: *smirks* That's what I thought, Mr. Sass~
Lavi: Mr. Sass? o.e
NoName-chan: *hits him over the head with the shovel* BECAUSE YOU'RE A SASSY BITCH, NOW STFU!
Lavi: OW! OKAY, OKAY!
Piña: Yes, but you're MY sassy bitch~! ;3 *glomps him again*
Lavi: *siiiiiigh...*
Pina: why do you always sigh DX *cries dramatically and unleashes her wrath of an iron grip on lavi* DO YOU HATE ME OF SOMETHING LAVI?!
NoName-chan: *smacks lavi with shovel* now you've done it you dingbat!
Pina: *still fangirl crying but now holding pretzel while huggin lavi*
Lavi: what did I doooo! DX
Pina: EVERYTHINGGGGGG
NoName-chan: *starts beating Lavi with the shovel* BITCH, APOLOGIZE!
Lavi: OW! OW! OW! OKAY, OKAY! I'M SORRY, PIÑA!
Piña: ...
I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A GODDAMN SECOND! *cries more*
NoName-chan: *radiates fury* DIE, BITCH! *beats Lavi with the shovel*
Lavi: WHYYYYYY DX
NoName-chan: APOLOGIZE SINCERELY NOW BAKA USAGI!
Lavi: *falls on his knees partially from the shovel and half to apologize* IM SO SORRY PINA! PLEASE FORGIVE ME...FOR WHATEVER I DID THAT UPSET YOU.
Pina: *turn to lavi from her little corner where she was growing pretzels* do you mean it *sniffs*
Lavi: *flinches as NoName-chan glares menacingly* of course I do!
Pina: *suddenly happy* AWWW YOUR FORGIVEN LAVI~ *glomps him*
Lavi: *holds back sigh*
NoName-chan: ANNYWAYY, this is our first cowritten story together!
NoName-chan: Hopefully it'll do well! ^^
Piña: We made badass OCs!
NoName-chan: Yup!
Pina: lavi~ please do the disclaimer! :)
Lavi: Pineapplebombgirl and NoName-chan don't own D gray man only their OCs


~First prologue~

The black carriage rolled to a stop near a large waterfall. In the dark of the night, it hardly made an impression, especially with the roaring rapids by it.

A girl sitting in the dark carriage sighed as she brushed a lock of long raven hair away from her eyes with one pale finger and gripped the handle of her suitcase tightly.

"You sure you're ready for this, Tomomi?" another passenger asked, his face hidden by the shadows.

Tomomi nodded her head and opened the carriage door to step out. "Of course I am," she said with a long sigh, "I'm... just going to miss you guys while I'm away."

Another dark figure hidden by the shadows smiled. "And we'll miss you, Tomi."

Tomomi gave the second figure a small smile before stepping out onto the moist stone ground and closing the door. She stood around for another moment, listening as the carriage pulled away, leaving her alone in the bitter cold night. The raven haired girl gave another long sigh before stepping forward and making her way behind the waterfall and into a large cave.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" a harsh female voice shouted from the walls.

Tomomi's sapphire eyes narrowed. She knew what she had to do.

"I'm Tomomi. I'm an Exorcist, and I've come to join the Black Order Asian Branch."


~Second Prologue~

The girl panted as she sat there on the ground, sweating and exhausted. And from what the general had told her, this wasn't going to be the hardest part. The girl sweat dropped as she though of worse things. What was worse than climbing a freaking cliff... She decided she didn't know and didn't really want to find out.

"Are you coming?" the female general asked, not even tired from the climb.

The younger girl sweat dropped. "Yes, I am." She spoke determinedly and stood up.

They continued their walk the girl stuck in thought until she realized they were there. Her hazel eyes opened wide as she stared at the tower. So this was the Black Order European branch.

The two women stood side by side as they stared at the gate where a giant stone head was carved in.

'Whats with the head...' The girl wondered, her eyebrows furrowing together.

The General walked up to the gate. "Gatekeeper, this is a new exorcist. Please do the examination."

Suddenly, the head opened its eyes and leaned over the poor new girl who yelped in surprise. The gatekeepers eyes glowed yellow as it examined her. "The cute girl's clear!" He bellowed and opened the double door gates.

The general looked at the exorcist in amusement and gestured for her to follow. The girl took her last look outside, but turned around as she entered the Black Order. There was no turning back now.


Pina: Ssoooo what'd ya guys think? XD this is just the beginning! *waves hands around spookily*
NoName-chan: told you guys our OCs were awesome XD
Pina: oh oh! Guess which OC was mine! XD
NoName-chan: the second prologue
Pina: aww I wanted them to guess DX BAD LAVI! *throws pretzel at him*
Lavi: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
NoName-chan: don't lie! *smashes him into the ground with crack shovel*
Lavi: oweeee DX
Pina: *nonchalantly waves at him* oh you'll live~
Lavi: tell us what you guys thought! ^^
Pina: *clings to lavi* yup! We love comments and reviews! XD
NoName-chan: see y'all later!