Chapter 1

Disembodied Voice From Nowhere's POV

Twas' a cold winter's day, but not just any day, it was Christmas eve. A duo of stepbrothers awoke in a small town called Danville, located in a Tri-State area who's states are insignificant at this time. These stepbrothers were Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. Along with a platypus named Perry who, unbeknownst to the boys, disappeared every day to fight crime as a secret agent under the leadership of Major Francis Monogram. Every day of the summer earlier that year the stepbrothers built amazing contraptions from roller coasters to time machines. Today they would plan to build a wonderful thing but we'll come to that later. Their 16 year old sister Candace Flynn would inevitably attempt to expose their inventions to their mother, Linda Flynn-Fletcher. Those inventions always mysteriously vanish as a result of the -inators of the evil mastermind Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz, nemesis of Perry the Platypus. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was brewing a plan so brilliant, he was sure to ruin the Christmas spirit in Danville.

This particular Christmas was the year Phineas and Ferb's neighbor and best friend Isabella Garcia-Shapiro was focused on one thing and one thing only, getting a special Christmas kiss under the mistletoe from her lifelong crush, Phineas Flynn, who of course was oblivious to this crush. Isabella was likewise oblivious that the local nerd, Baljeet Rai, has had a long-time crush on her. Baljeet was also the tormentee to local bully Buford Van Stomm. Buford's goldfish was named Biff, after Buford's mother, Biffany Van Stomm. They all assisted in Phineas and Ferb's inventions, along with Isabella's group of Fireside Girls, an organization oddly similar to girl scouts. Even Candace, and on rare occasion her best friend Stacy Hirano and boyfriend Jeremy Johnson pitched in.

Well my disembodied voice from nowhere is done speaking.

Phineas' POV

I awake with a start and see that my alarm is at exactly 6:59 am and 57 seconds. I quickly sit up and turn off the alarm with half a second to spare. I had beaten my alarm up every day for almost 3 years and I wasn't going to break my streak today.

"Ferb wake up, it's Christmas Eve!" I toss my pillow across the room to Ferb's bed scaring him so that he straightens up like a porcupine's needles.

I smile and glance out the window to see that we are going to have a white Christmas this year. "Ferb check it out, it's snowing!" That's when it hit me.

"Wait, if it's snowing and snow is a construction tool, why don't we do normal mediocre kid stuff with a wild twist? Ferb I know what we're gonna do today!"

Running to my desk and, I start sketching blueprints for the biggest, coldest, most castle-like snow fort in the history of Danville!

"Okay Ferb, we're going to need the turret molds, shovels and a growth ray, but first breakfast is quite essential."

One bowl of Fruity Rainbow Flakes later...

Ferb and I bundled up and grabbed our tools, the blueprints, and Ferb's waterproof book on castles, then run to the backyard to begin building our fort!

[AN Whaddya think? My first fanfic so no flames, please R&R! P.S. A shout out to Phionexwormwood137, thank you for your kind review, I will look into getting a Beta Reader.]