Love Attack
Chapter 1
The Sun is shining brightly; the sweetly scented flowers are blooming to its peak, the birds are tweeting happily, the dogs are barking loudly, and the cats are meowing excessively.
The whole Great Hall is full of chitter-chatter as usual. Every student and teacher are enjoying this beautiful morning, apart from Albus Severus Potter who is looking gloomy as ever. He is sitting around the far corner of the Slytherin table in the Great Hall. His hot pancake has already turned into a cold rocking pancake. He stared at the lovely-dovey couple who are sitting in the Gryffindor table with a glare.
''Oh Jam-Jam, say 'Aaaaah''' cooed Polly Chapman, the narcissistic beauty while looking at her boyfriend lovingly. She is feeding ice-cream to her boyfriend with a spoon.
''Aaaaah'' James Sirius Potter opens his mouth and ate the ice-cream. ''So Tasty, Pom-Pom, you make the best ice-cream ever'' James simpers with a giddy expression.
''Oh, Jam-Jam, it is not me who made this ice-cream, it's those filthy, stinky houselves, but anyway, Thank You'' Polly blushes. James giggled like a beaver and scooted closer to his girlfriend and kisses her in front of everyone. Polly, too, kisses him back. They snog shamelessly.
''Ugh'' Albus Cringes at that. ''Stupid couples'' he mutters. He then stares at his cousin Rose and Kyle Jenkins who are dating currently.
''Rosie, love, tomorrow will you go out with me to Hogwarts? I need to buy some books'' Kyle asks. Rose looks at Kyle with a smile ''Sure, Why Not?''
''FUCK OFF, YOU BLOODY COUPLES, FUCK OUT OF HERE'' Albus screams and runs out of there instantly.
He starts running in the corridor and starts throwing tantrums at every lovely couple passing by.
He notices a sixth-year couple shagging each other shamelessly in front of the public and then, in anger shoots the Cruciatus Curse ''Crucio, you Ugly Erumpent and Filthy Niffler''
He notices a portrait where two people constantly snogging each other. He points his wands at that portrait and shoots ''Avada Kedavra, You Sea Monster with Long Beard and Dinosaur with Pink Skirt''
In this way, ALBUS KEEPS HARMING EVERY COUPLE IN HOGWARTS.
TBC