A/N Uh, hey guys. Soooooo, One of my absolute favorite authors is violethillbeautiful. Seriously she's amazing! Go check her out if you haven't already. So this story starts as one of the stories she wrote, her very first fanfic, called Of Cheerleaders and Dalton. Go and read it! It's way better then my version...(:

Anyways, I thought maybe that the Warblers think Kurt and Brittany are dating then I would take it from there. It's gonna be a two shot...please review and tell me what you thought!

Enjoy :D

The air at Dalton was unusually calm as a majority of the Warblers lounged around the common room, awaiting Thad, so that rehearsal could start. During the waiting time, Kurt was in the midst of having small talk with Blaine about the amount of work at Dalton.

Ever since their 'When Harry Met Sally' reference and the whole Jeremiah debacle, Kurt had expected he and Blaine's friendship to be strained and tense, but it was as if Blaine completely forgot about Kurt spilling his guts out to him about his non-platonic feelings the week before.

As Thad entered the room and sat in his reserved seat with the rest of the council, a voice attracted the attention of every boy in the room; 'It doesn't matter if you love him… Or capital H-I-M. Just put your paws up- cause you were born this way, baby' and the sound of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' filled the room.

Everyone turned to Kurt whom was fumbling with his phone to silence it. He took a look at the caller ID and frowned; a picture of the adorable blonde cheerleader with the word 'Britt-Britt' jumped out of the screen to him.

He blushed and turned to the council, "Boys, do you mind if I take this call? It's probably important…" He trailed off.

Wes raised his eyebrows and nodded. As Kurt stood up to leave, David said, "Oh no – you're not sneaking out of rehearsal. Answer. The. Phone." The normally mellow boy was attempting to act in control, but a smile graced his lips as he motioned for Kurt to answer.

Kurt answered, careful not to put the phone on speaker (Really, who knew what Brittany would say?)

"Hi..? Sweetheart, are you there?" He asked worriedly. Blaine's eyebrows immediately shot up to his hairline 'Boyfriend?' Wes mouthed to him, to which Blaine shrugged and continued studying Kurt.

"Honey, stop talking so fast. Good, now what's going on?" Kurt crinkled his eyebrows and listened for a moment before his eyebrows raised, "You're what?"

After another moment of silence, he sighed, defeated, "Sure, then hon… No, baby-boo, you don't have to ask the door for permission to come in. How about I just let you in? Okay, I'll be right there. Love you, too." He snapped his phone shut and pressed his lips into a tight line, "Boys, we have a spy, and said spy won't leave until they get to come in… And apparently, a few more are coming in approximately 15 minutes. But our current spy is already here."

Wes chuckled, "Well, we aren't discussing Regionals, so let them in. I have to say, though, even you were a better spy than that."

Kurt huffed and stuck his nose in the air, "I don't know what you're talking about, Wesley: I was an amazing spy. Now if you'll excuse me…" Kurt shimmied through the mass of boys towards the door, and as he turned the handle, a petite figure wearing red jumped out at him and wrapped her legs around his waist. As he wrapped his arms around her waist and she planted hers around his neck. He hugged her tightly as every Warbler watched them with confused eyes, "I missed you so much Britt-Britt."

She pulled her head back a little, and captured his lips with hers. Every Warbler did a double-take as he begun kissing her back, especially Blaine who was more confused now than ever. Hadn't Kurt said that he was gay? Wait, he said he was bullied for being gay, never admitting that he was gay. Blaine immediately begun to panic. Even though he'd said he didn't want to ruin their friendship, he didn't say that he didn't harbor romantic feelings towards him.

Kurt pulled back from the kiss, laughing. She stared at him with a thoughtful expression on her face, "You still taste like strawberries and vanilla…"

She pecked him again on the mouth and he responded, "And you still taste like root beer." He began to put Brittany down, when she looked at him with puppy-dog eyes. He twisted her in his embrace so that he was carrying her bridal-style and sat on the orange couch with her perched on his lap. He twisted a strand of her hair with his index finger and thumb. They both wore dopey grins on their faces, as the Warblers were still in shock from the kiss.

"So, Brittany, how are you doing lately? Any gossip?"

Brittany nodded anxiously, her long wavy hair bouncing as she crossed her legs, still on his lap, but concealing her underwear under her Cheerios uniform.

"Uh-huh! Well, I'll start from when you left. Right before Sectionals, Santana told Rachel that she slept with Finn last year –which we all knew, anyways- and Rachel was like mad at him, so she made out with Puck. And because Finn was still sad that Quinn had Puck's baby and told Finn it was his last year, Finn broke up with her. Then Lauren Zizes – the big girl on the wrestling team – joined Glee, because we only had 11 people. Artie gave me a magic comb that wasn't magic at all, and he thought that I was cheating on him with Mike. Tina thought the same, so she and Mike had like a big fight, but they're still together. And Miss Pillsbury got married to the hot dentist, so now she's Miss Hot Dentist. And then Tina and Mercedes sung a song about dogs."

Kurt smiled and giggled as she continued, "Then, on Christmas, Santa gave Artie a Transformer so that he could walk! Then, Coach Sylvester tried to make us quit Glee by changing the dates on our Nationals, but then she changed her mind and didn't fire me out of the canon and we won Nationals! We didn't do as good as when we had you, but we still won! And then, remember how Finn got mono?" Kurt nodded enthusiastically, "Well, Quinn got mono, too, and it's because everybody was mean to Santana and she decided to kiss Finn at the kissing booth after she kissed a guy with mono. So Santana told me that it meant that Quinn was cheating on Sam with Finn! And Artie and Mike sung a song about me being a Pretty Young Thing, which I didn't understand, but it was still nice. And Rachel is still in love with Finn, but she wants to do something with her carrier or whatever."

Kurt chuckles at the confused looks on the Warblers' faces, "You mean Career, honey." Brittany looks confused for a minute but shrugs. "And we all went to Breadstix –except for Finn and Quinn, where you and the birdies here sung that pretty song. This week, Rachel had a Diva-Off and they sung 'Take Me Or Leave Me' which I really liked. But I liked it better when you and Rachel sang 'Defying Gravity'. Coach is still making us wear our uniforms for advertising or something. And Rachel paid me to dress like her and I made it work. We sang a song called 'Sing' and Sammy dressed up like Justin Bieber and sang a song to Quinn because he wanted her to love him. Then all the guys except for Finn sung 'Somebody To Love' with Justin Bieber's hair and it was like really hot. Then, Santana told Sam that Finn and Quinn were secretly dating, so they started dating after he dumped Quinn. I wish that Sam was gay, like we all thought he was. Then you could have dolphin babies and rainbows with him! I still think he's a dolphin, though. I saw how he was staring at your butt when you were singing 'Le Jazz Hot'. And he totally licked his lips… Oh, yeah, Kurt, do you know that Lord Tubbington has been reading my diary, again?"

Kurt frowns, "I've missed everything." As he rubs circles on Brittany's back. She grabs his hands, "We miss you so much. Can't you come back?" Kurt bites his lips and shakes his head. She looks sad for a minute and then smiles, "You'll always be my dolphin, though." Kurt smiles and he thanks her, when Warbler Nick asks her, "Okay, I really have to ask: what's a dolphin?" Brittany laughs, "Silly boy, a dolphin is a gay shark!"

All the Warblers look confused before Thad asks, "Are you two dating?" Kurt barely has time to open his mouth before two cheerleaders burst through the door. Kurt breaks into a huge grin, which nobody –not even Blaine- had seen, "QUINNIE!" He shouts as Brittany scoots off his lap, and he runs to hug Quinn in a bear hug. She grins and sigh, "Kurt… how's Dalton been treating you?" Kurt nods and assures her, "Great. I still miss you guys like crazy, though."

He puts the blonde down onto the ground, where she joins Brittany on the couch. Kurt stretches his arms towards Santana, "Santana… You know you've missed me." Santana quirks an eyebrow with a defiant expression that soon turns into a grin, "You got me, porcelain." Kurt beams at her and welcomes her into his embrace, "I missed you, Satan. Even though you were a bitch, you're one of my best friends." Santana mumbles, "Ditto." As Kurt guides her towards the couch. (1)

They sat there through the warblers meeting, which was abnormally awkward. Brittany hopped back into Kurt's lap, and stayed there. Much to Blaine's dismay. The meeting ended and, Kurt got up to show the girls out and as soon as he was out the door, the warblers erupted into shouts.

"What the hell Blaine, you told us he was gay!" Wes shouted, not even bothering to bring the room to order.

"Who was that?" David asked.

"Is he trying to hide? Like a beard or something?" Jeff asked.

"I thought he was gay Wes! And we don't know anything, about that girl!" Blaine shouted back to Wes.

"Well they did seem cozy!"

"EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!" Thad yells. Everyone was silent. "Jesus!"

"OK, let's think about this rationally for a second." Wes says, banging his gavel. "Blaine, he said he was gay right?"

"He said he was bullied for being the only out kid at his school." Blaine said silently.

"Maybe he's bi?" David suggested.

"Well, it makes sense since apparently he has a girlfriend." Jeff said quietly.

Suddenly the doors opened and Kurt appeared holding Brittany's hand. Blaine's heart twinged a little, as he looking at there joined hands.

"Hey guys." He said cheerfully. "I'm going over to Britt's house for a sleep over with the girls. I'll see you guys tomorrow or Sunday. Bye!"

"Bye." They all chorused, and then he was being dragged along by Brittany and he was gone.

The silence in the room was unbearable to Blaine, and soon he had to leave. He practically sprinted out of the room.

XXX

"Bye Britt!" Kurt said, wrapping his arms around her waist again. She attached her lips to his and he kissed back for a few seconds. He said goodbye to the rest of the girls, and turned back to the rest of the warblers.

He sat on the couch next to Jeff. The whole meeting, everyone kept shooting strange glances at Kurt. Who gave them confused looks back. The meeting ended and Kurt was the first one out the door.

Blaine, Wes, and David stayed behind.

"OK, so we know he's dating Brittany." David said plainly.

"We just don't know why." Wes finished.

Outside the door, Kurt stood, frozen in place by the words he had just heard. They think I'm dating Brittany! He thought, fighting back the urge to snicker as they would probably hear him. He pulled out his phone, typed out 'Just found out the funniest thing I think I've ever heard. Emergency meeting at the my house, tomorrow, four-thirty! - Kurt' and sent it all the girls in the new directions.

XXX

"Wait, they think what?" Rachel asked, staring at him.

"They think that me and Brittany and I are dating." Kurt said.

Santana burst out laughing and soon everyone joined in.

After a very long fit of giggles they all settled down. Kurt and Mercedes sat on Kurt's bed, legs crossed. Brittany sat in Kurt's lap, Santana sat on the floor next to the bed, and Rachel was in the chair across from the bed.

"But I thought you were a dolphin." Brittany said, obviously confused.

"I am Britt. I am." He said soothingly, rubbing small circles on her back.

"Hey, maybe we could have some fun with this." Santana said mischievously.

"What are planning?" Kurt asked, raising his eyebrows lightly.

"Well, why don't we go along with this." She said.

The room was filled with scoffs.

"Hear me out for a second!" She said. "What if we go along with this, until Blaine realizes he's in love with Kurt." She smiled.

"That could actually work!" Rachel said, he eyebrows shooting up.

"I don't know..." Kurt said, looking at Mercedes.

"I think it could too." Mercedes said. "Jealousy can be a total bitch. I mean remember what I did to your car last year."

Kurt cringed at the memory. "I guess I could try it." He said.

"So your not a dolphin?" Britt asked, her eyebrows coming together.

"I am Britt, honey. I'm doing this to make Blaine, the other dolphin, realize he likes me." Kurt explained patiently.

"Oh! I get it now." She smiled.

"Good."

XXX

"Britt, baby-boo, I've told you a million times, that is not how you hold your pencil." Kurt said with a laugh. Britt was once again trying to write with the eraser side of the pencil.

"Sorry boo, it's just all really confusing." She said, kissing him. He kissed back, easily. It wasn't unenjoyable to kiss Brittany, in fact he liked the way her lips tasted. He just wasn't attracted to her, in that way. They stayed like that, for a few more seconds. Then they broke apart and Kurt went back to trying to help her understand Spanish. They sitting outside in the parking lot, on top of Kurt's car. Brittany had accidentally driven here after school, having forgot the way back to her house. Kurt thought it was the perfect opportunity to play along.

XXX

Blaine watched from the door to the school. His mouth slightly hanging open. That should be me with him like that. He thought. Woah! Where did that come form? Oh my God. I think I'm in love with Kurt.

The realization hit him like a ton of bricks. Perfect timing Anderson.

A/N 1. Everything up to this point belongs to Violethillbeautiful! Go check out Of Cheerleaders and Dalton for the original. I'll post the second part hopefully by tomorrow. (:

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